This HAVE GOT to be the funniest story ever. Jim Jones turned himself in yesterday to answer questions about an physical altercation between his boy TY-TY and NE-YO. *dies*

"The details of the event are sketchy at this point: Police believe Jones and/or members of his crew were involved in a physical altercation with Ne-Yo and/or one or more of his entourage at the Louis Vuitton store on Fifth Avenue in Manhattan. According to several blog reports, members of Jones' entourage fought with an associate of Jay Z's who works for Ne-Yo. That associate is said to be the brother of longtime Jay-Z friend and business colleague Tyran "Ty Ty" Smith. (source)

You know what, Ty-Ty and Ne-Yo need to locked up for their wack ass stripper names alone, and Jim Jones need be locked up for not showering. What could they possibly have been fighting over? The last size 10 LV monogram stiletto? I give up!