I picked up the Chicago Red Eye only to look in the red hot column and see Nick Cannon whining like a little bish AGAIN. I'm going to make Mariah sit in a room and listen to herself singing live if she stops nursing this fool again. He needs a nipple in his mouf at all times to make him HURSH. I just went in on him a month ago about this type of a mess...and here he goes again. SMDH

It seems he's upset with Eminem for mentioning Mariah in the “Bagpipes from Baghdad” lyrics one of his new songs off of his upcoming album Relapse. Nick got all huffy, threw a virtual tantrum again, and put on is cheerleading skirt to save the day. He said, "Relapse sound like it was written in 2001..."I felt sorry for him because he must really be stuck in the past. Not only has his music not evolved, but also homeboy is still obsessed with my wife, the same female that wouldn't let him get to second base from 8 years ago," Nick wrote. "What type of grown a** man lies about getting with a chick? Only Slim Lamey! LOL!""

Nick, whose been knowing to talk mad ish about bloggers, wrote an ENTIRELY long blog about the whole incident. Then deleted it. Clown...thank the heavens above Cele/bitchy already had save it and uploaded it. Click here to waste a few minutes of your time.

My advice to Nick is to go sitdown somewhere. Mariah is a joke and will continue to be a joke. It's the price of fame. Deal with it. You're only making yourself look like a fool by trying to go head to head with known basket cases...whose using you to help market his new cd. Moreover, the whole "Eminem is racist" thing is not going to win US over to take your side. I don't think he's racist...hell I don't think he likes anyone.

By the way, I found it HIGH-LARIOUS Red Eye put a picture of Marlon Wayans up and said that was Nick Cannon. BWAHAHAHAHAHA. Nobody even knows who this lame is....SATDOWN SIR! This is what I have for you Nick....

SMH. Mariah is throwing it on his arse something fierce. She got him getting real sensitive about the things being said about her. Get the fuck over it! People have been roasting this clown for YEARS but now that he wants to get all "goon" over it. Boy bye!

The part thats really blowing me is how he's upset with bloggers giving their opinion and talking about others. Tell me if I'm wrong, but wasn't his CAREER based off roasting others and pinpointing their downfalls? Wilding Out Much? Thought so. He's getting all swole up in the chest and it's going to have an affect on that wallet. He's a easy lawsuit waiting to happen. Suckerrrr.

I bet him a head shot from Superhead his scrawny ass wouldn't break a nail if someone actually confronted him face to face anyway. He'd just have Mariah hit one of those God awful high notes to make them run for cover. SMH The fact that all this stems from an email is HIGH-LARIOUS. You can tell with mugs are bish made. Crying over the smallest stuff. We get angry mail all the time. Delete it and move on clown.

She tells MTV.com, “I think that we have become obsessed with Internet blogging. And I think that there is so much negativity out there, and it’s doing no one any good. It’s not doing the people that sit there and think of the nasty thoughts and spend the 10 to 20 hours of their day typing them up (any good). It’s not doing the people that read them any good (either), because it’s just consistently putting negativity in the air. It’s not really doing anyone any good, and, you know, we are all so addicted to it. And maybe sit back and ask yourself why.” (source)

Now why would bloggers EVER have something to say about her?






*BITCH PLEASE!!! YOU AIN'T NEVER SEEN A BLOGGER LIKE ME!" *Drops the mic*

'm sure you all have heard William Balfour was arrested for the Hudson's murder. So I won't go into that. But I will talk about his embarrassing mother who needs to find the first muzzle and put it on.

Its funny how the WHOLE truth comes out when someone's back is against the wall. And believe me she started spewing info yesterday once she heard her son was going under! The first comment that threw me thru a loop was when she implied the girlfriend who told on him was a crackhead and only told on him because she had an impending drug case and wanted leniency. But also because she was mad he had a wife and 3 girlfriends. SEOD That's four women who need an ass whipping for messing with a nothing ass nucca. My Chicago women can be so thirsty. SMH

The next comment made me want to drive to 51st and Wentworth myself and give her a knuckle sandwich. She said, "All I have to say to Todd Stroger (President of Cook County, Illinois) and the city of Chicago is that I'm going to be driving a Bentley...The city of Chicago is going to pay me for arresting my son."


Trick, your son is a criminal! He was a criminal before the murders so stop trying to act like he's a boy scout. A mother's love is one thing, but even a mother knows when their kid is a bad seed. Furthermore, just like black folks to threaten to sue and buy something outrageous. How about you move your ghetto arse out of the worst neighborhood in Chicago first!! Clown.