In the words of Martin, this chile looks, "crazy, deranged." LOL I'm going to need the cowardly lion to hop her nutty arse out of that cage and follow the yellow brick road to find some business. You're not going to stand there with that smug look on your face and you're dressed in a horribly cut up t-shirt and some leggings. And correct me if I'm wrong, but she's wearing a possum on her head.

But lets get down to business....WHY IS HER SNATCH SWEATING LIKE THAT?! I know she was up in the cage dancing and all but she shouldn't look like she did a Chinese split in a puddle of water. Plus she looks like she's expecting a baby or a burger...regardless SOMETHING is in there. Dude in the pic looks as puzzled as I feel. Chicago needs to do better!

Now this is HOOD BOOTY foolishness at it's finest!! You can't take people NO WHERE! Here she is completing a degree in higher education and she still dumb as hell. Why would you raid the fabric department of Wal-Mart to get some paint to put on your graduation cap like that mug didn't cost damn near $40? She obviously don't have money like that...hence her kitchen looking like Grape-Nuts cereal.

I need her founding members of AKA to rise out the grave and beat her upside her had with a paddle for disrespecting their legacy. Not just for putting it on the cap like that, but for putting in UNDER HOUSE ARREST 2. *FAINTS*

For all of you not from the Chi...this is House Arrest 2.

PLEASE help me understand why she was brave enough to come outside looking like Thandie Newton when she played Beloved. I mean, did a bat get a hold of her head and murk it? I don't get it. And she had the audacity to put a headband on the front to hold it back like the stiff shit was going to move. SMH This pack of $5.99 track hair should have been taken out WEEKS ago. I bet it feels like sandpaper. If you're going to wear a weave, WEAR IT RIGHT!

I.refuse.to.deal.with.this. Chicago residents are SO GHETTO it's not even funny anymore. My boy had someone send him a text message with the above fuckery attached. He decided to further ruin my morning by forwarding them to me.

Why in the hell is this woman in line to get some food out of the drive thru window? She know good darn well she could have went in inside. It's obviously cold because she got on that wool hat and leather coat. SMDH

Just guess what she was picking up...JUST GUESS. No she's not at McDonald's, Wendy's, or White Castles. She patiently waited, freezing her tail off to get some CHICKEN FROM POPEYES! *dies* You know she looked like Aunt Esther from Sandford & Sons....

See, this don't make do no damn sense. Why must I deal with this? All I want to do is go out and I have to take this disrespect. This was a pic from another club I was at. I'm about to start staying in the house. SMH

Stretch pants with a short shirt is NEVER a good idea. But putting on a LONG STRAP, THROWBACK Booney & Dork purse didn't quite help the situation. She posed an absurd question on the back of her shirt and you guys need to answer it. I don't answer rhetorical questions.

You can't see the boots but trust me when I tell you it looked like she took them off a Jockey from the Kentucky Derby. You would have sworn she had the Stallionaires Black Stallion valeted outside.

She's like the "Palin" of the group. You have no choice but to feel smarter look better when someone like that is around you. Her friends brought her along just for that fact. They out of order.

A scuffle at a gas station ended with a man being charged. The scuffle was started over CHEESE. *FTFO*

Charging an extra $3 to pour cheese topping into a bag of Fritos recently led to a scuffle at a Tinley Park gas station.

At about 6:16 a.m. Friday, Darryl Lust Jr., 25, 15145 S. Honore Ave., Harvey, was waiting in line at Speedway, 7201 W. 183rd St., to buy a can of ice tea and bag of Fritos oozing with cheese.

When the manager told him he'd have to pay a few more bucks for the topping, Lust wouldn't say whether he was willing to foot the extra cash, according to a police report. The manager then threw Lust's creation in the garbage.

That's when Lust knocked over the can of ice tea toward the manager, who came around the counter toward Lust to calm him down, police said.

The manager told police Lust pushed him to the ground and got on top of him. Another man at Speedway subdued Lust by using the wrestling move called a half Nelson until police arrived.

Lust told police he never had to pay extra money for cheese at other gas stations and thought the manager was singling him out.

He did push the manager to the ground, but the manager pulled Lust down with him, Lust told police. Police charged him with battery and disorderly conduct. (source)

He's got to feel like the biggest idiot in the world. How's he gonna look telling HIS hardcore jail mates what he's in for? LMAO I understand being upset because you feel like someone's trying to play you, but beating them up is going too far.

I would be mad if Habeeb tried to charge me a extra buck for mixing my different slushie flavors together, but I'm not FIGHTING him for it.

Me and my girl went out about a month ago to a little lounge. We were on THE WEST SIDE OF THE CHI and had to drive all the way back South. We needed to sober up a little, so we stopped at J&J fish on Madison and Central. All we wanted to do was get some food. What we didn't want is to deal with the fuckery you see above.

This GROWN MAN had JOLLY RANCHER CANDIES on the ends of his braids! *FTFO* I don't know if he thought he was the hood Willy Wonka or what, but that ish has us dying. We roasted him so bad. LMAO I dared my girl to take a pic and she did. I knew you guys would love this coonery. It only took 50-11 years to get the pic. *SEOD @ Sharizzle*

What really floored me is he had the nappiest.kitchen.ever. It looked like the balled up hair on a Barber's Shop floor. And it was raining cats and dogs. SMH He better get his stingy, sticky haired face ass up outta here!