Me and my girl went out about a month ago to a little lounge. We were on THE WEST SIDE OF THE CHI and had to drive all the way back South. We needed to sober up a little, so we stopped at J&J fish on Madison and Central. All we wanted to do was get some food. What we didn't want is to deal with the fuckery you see above.

This GROWN MAN had JOLLY RANCHER CANDIES on the ends of his braids! *FTFO* I don't know if he thought he was the hood Willy Wonka or what, but that ish has us dying. We roasted him so bad. LMAO I dared my girl to take a pic and she did. I knew you guys would love this coonery. It only took 50-11 years to get the pic. *SEOD @ Sharizzle*

What really floored me is he had the nappiest.kitchen.ever. It looked like the balled up hair on a Barber's Shop floor. And it was raining cats and dogs. SMH He better get his stingy, sticky haired face ass up outta here!