Jesus Take The Wheel, Keys, License, Registration...the whole nine
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Hot Mess
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I ain't gon be able ta do it
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Is she for real?
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Jesus Wept
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Your too old for this
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By Jay Curtis™
Y'all wouldn't believe me if I told y'all, so here's the story...A police report filed about the incident said Michelle Allen allegedly chased children in her neighborhood while wearing the suit on Monday evening.
Yep, the Sweet Minty Lawd is coming soon. Get your tickets today! (*looks at picture above*) SMH!
Allen also urinated on a neighbor's front porch, the report said, and was warned by officers to go home and stay there.
Allen was charged with disorderly conduct after an officer found her causing traffic problems on North Verity Parkway.
The officer's report stated that Allen was verbally abusive to him on the trip to jail and smelled of alcohol.
The report did not speculate as to why Allen was wearing the cow suit. [source]
4 Responses to Jesus Take The Wheel, Keys, License, Registration...the whole nine
No she didn't walk around looking like Bessie the Cow in that getup! Sweet Minty Jesus be a cup of non-fat milk...
^LMAO
You've got to be kidding me. What the hell is wrong with people. I bet her ass is lactose intolerant, while she's dressing up like the Dairy Queen cow. SMH
now see I just threw the hell up in my mouth....I ain't NEVER seen a cow costume with the damn nipples on it....hahahhaha...she must've sewed that ish on....
I thought that was a man until I started reading the story so that pretty much sums up my comment...
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