I swear stupid, spineless people shouldn't be able to breed kids. I saw this story on MSNBC this morning and almost ripped this keyboard from my computer.

BEDFORD, Ohio - An Ohio man who argued with his grown son over a messy bedroom says he overreacted when he called 911.

Andrew Mizsak called authorities Thursday after his 28-year-old son — who's a school board member in the Cleveland suburb of Bedford — threw a plate of food across the kitchen table and made a fist at him when told to clean his room.

The son, also named Andrew, lives in a room in his parents' basement.

Why is a 28-year-old man still living his parents ANYWAY?! People are out here raising punks. The father should have been arrested for being stupid. You don't call 911 because he didn't clean his room. You call 911 because you knocked his ass clean out because he didn't listen to what you said!

Rev. Run oldest boy Jo Jo have been bit by the ganga bug. Seems he was dumb enough to get caught buying AND rolling some marijuana.

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ the 19-year old was seen allegedly buying the marijuana and rolling a joint while sitting in a car

on Manhattan's Upper West Side. We're told he tried to get away by throwing his car into reverse, and nearly backed into the officer's car.

Simmons Jr, known as JoJo on the MTV reality show "Run's House", was also booked for resisting arrest, attempted reckless endangerment, and criminal use of drug paraphernalia. (Source)


JoJO is taking this rapping this serious eh. I guess he thought finally getting arrested will make his career blow up. I can see Rev. Run and Justine now at the police station pacing back and forth. They probably let him out for the free 99 once Justine voice hit that irritating pitch. lol I can't trip though...it's gotta be hard living your life in front of the camera and trying to be the "good kid." They would have been changed my last named and put me out the family had that been me.

I wonder if Rev. Run is going to literally make JoJo "BLACKOUT" from all this negative publicity before the new season of Run's House?

A 911 dispatcher had to tell a woman how to unlock her car on Sunday. A woman called Kissimee police to say she was locked inside her car at the Walgreen's on John Young Parkway near Poinciana.

"My car will not start. I'm locked inside my car," the unidentified woman said.

"Nothing electrical works. And it's getting very hot in here, and I'm not feeling well."
The dispatcher asked the woman if she was able to manually pull the lock up on the door.

The woman said she would try, and then, she said, "Yes, I got the door open." (SOURCE)

I swear the heat down in Florida is effin' with those folks braincells. Almost every stupid and wtf story I post is about them. SMDH They should be able to arrest people for being dingy as all get out. Somewhere somebody needed a 911 dispatcher to SAVE THEIR LIFE but they were put on hold because the dispatcher was dealing with Chrissy from "Three's Company." A mess.

Nadya Suleman, the broke ass Octomom, was offered 1 million big ones to star in a few pornos. They even added free medical and dental insurance for her tribe, TMZ reports.

Um...I didn't know stretch marks and walls the width of a interstate were requirements for porn. Regardless, she better channel her inner Superhead and her make co-star holla for a dolla. Her mom is already over $20,000 past due on the mortgage so her and those 14 kids will be homeless soon. She may as well do it and get it over with...it's not like she'll feel anything anyway.

One of my homies works in Human Resources for a HUGE company. She called me yesterday just to blow me. She received two memberships and needed help pronouncing the names. She called me because I was an English Major in college (don't let my ignant rantings fool you, lol) and knew I could help her. See, I was expecting to have to help with a name like Anne Hegelsonzoewonlh or some ish, but I WAS NOT AND WILL NOT EVER BE prepared to deal with the GRADE A FUCKERY she hit me with.

Name one: ABCD

*Knows you have the same WTF face as I had*

I sat on the phone quiet for a minute because I knew she was playing. But she was DEAD SERIOUS. She said the lady pronounces it "Ab-see-dee" *SEOD*

Name two: La-sha

I was like "oohhhh, I got this one. You pronounce it "La-shay!" Uh, no. My girl was like her nickname is Dash. I got the dumb look on my face again because 1+1 was not equally up to two. I timidly asked "Um...where did Dash come from?"

My friend said, "Well apparently the dash is not silent in her name. Her name is "LA-DASH-SHA."



I was ready to go find both of those broads and slap their ass with a Hacker manual! The dash is silent trick! I know you can't choose your name, but you can change how you pronounce that mess. Blew the rest of my day. I sat reading my old English books to make sure WE weren't the ones tripping.


And if someone thinks there is NOTHING wrong with those names, this is what I have to say to you....


What are some of the crazy names you've had came across?

Trina's new man, Kenyon Martin, tattooed her lips on his neck. WTF?

Below is his explanation....

I'm trying to put on for my city, but these idiots are making it hard. Gov. Blagojevich and his layered,comb-over toupee is an embarrassment. Who the hell did he think he was?! I guess he figured John Gotti didn't have ish on him. SMH

"Blagojevich, 52, was arrested Tuesday. FBI agents said he used the economic power of the governor's office in schemes to squeeze companies for kickbacks and get Chicago Tribune editorial writers who called for his impeachment fired. He allegedly threatened through a go-between to withhold state financial aid to the Tribune in selling Wrigley Field, the home of the Chicago Cubs." (source)

This genuis had the gall to try and auction off Obama's Senate seat to the highest bidder like it was a Picasso painting. And what do you know....Messe Jesse Jr. may be involved. I guess the apple doesn't fall too far from the tree.

This fool is going to jail. They've watching him for 3 YEARS. I hope they release the tapes because I heard his wife was in the background cheering him on like a Lakers cheerleader. I guess she took the "ride and die bitch" title seriously.

Honestly, it's upsetting to see this happening. Our crime rate is one of the highest in the country right now. It's so bad BET even did a special on it last Sunday. Now it's evident to see why they don't have time to care about what's happening in our community. They're too busy trying to fatten their own pockets by any means necessary. Then have the audacity to look at drug dealers and robbers with disdain. Their own greed and self-righteousness clouds their vision because they are clearly doing the exact same thing.

This is one of the dumbest criminals in America.

"The caper began near Reading when a man, wearing a paper plate over his face, emerged out of the frost-filled darkness around 3:15 a.m. to stand at the front door of the Pricestone Sunoco, 3123 Pricetown Road, Alsace Township in Berks County. When the man approached the counter, the suspicious clerk informed him that he had to remove his paper mask before she could serve him.

"The actor mumbled and placed a note on the counter which told her to give him money and act normal," police said.

The courageous clerk hit the silent alarm instead and told Plate Face the police were on their way. Plate Face turned tail and ran out the door toward Oley Road, police said." (source)

*Thinks REAL hard*

Maybe he's an environmentalist and didn't want to use a regular mask because it's harmful to the environment. Either or, he's an idiot. If being dumb as hell was a crime this fool would be serving a life sentence.

Lil' Boosie Bad Azz is the latest idiot caught in this ongoing game of "It" between rappers and the law. He was arrested in Baton Rouge for drug and weapons charges.

Boosie allegedly attempted to drive away after officers tried to collar him. According to the police report, authorities smelled marijuana coming from Boosie’s car. After arresting the rapper, police found a weapon and booked Boosie on possession of marijuana, possession of a firearm with a controlled dangerous substance and resisting arrest. (source)

These rappers are dumb as rocks. The Do or Die "Smoke and Ride" days are over. This is some true life "hoodrat stuff" if I've ever seen it. I guess he'll go and keep Webbie company in there since his goofy ass gets arrested every other week. SMH

Alexander Pannullo tried to pay for his McDonald's meal with that sticky icky. We're really in a recession huh?

VERO BEACH, Fla. - A McDonald's cashier called 911 after a Vero Beach drive-thru customer allegedly offered to pay for his meal with marijuana. The Indian River County Sheriff's Office said the cashier called Monday with a description of the vehicle the suspect had been riding in.

A deputy spotted the vehicle, found marijuana in the car and arrested its occupant, 27-year-old Shawn Alexander Pannullo.

Pannullo was charged with possession of cannabis and posted $500 bail. It was unclear if he had an attorney. (source)

Wow. Talk about having your priorities messed up. I think we can go ahead and give him the dumbest person in 2008 award as well. Furthermore, I can't believe someone actually called the police on him. What happened to the "Stop Snitching" movement?