Maverna Theresa Turay, a recent graduate of the Al Green School of Revenge, scalds her spouse’s loins:

Authorities say Turay boiled the water and threw it on her husband’s groin while he slept. He sustained second degree burns and ran out of the house screaming while a relative called 911, according to a sheriff’s report. The man was flown to a Tampa hospital for treatment. The report says Turay did not give a reason for pouring the water on her husband, but said she had been drinking alcohol, according to the Associated Press. (source)

Dang! This took the whole Madea grits thing to a whole new level. Apparently he didn't...WATCH HIS SETUP! Boiled water? Oh hell naw! But wait a minute...The "Al Green School of Revenge?" as in the Reverend Al Green? FTFO!