Before Jeezy had that "White Girl," this fool was already crooning about them.



I have no words. The title of the song alone is enough to just make you want to SEOD EVERYONE.



"BOUNCY BOUNCY UP AND DOWN, BOUNCY BOUNCY ALL AROUND"

*SLAPS EVERBODY INVOLVED IN THIS SHAT*

BET lost me when uncut started coming on. I understand it came on late, but how could they blatantly give "artist" a venue to openly objectify women. And how could these women be dumb enough to let them do it?! SMH...just trash.

What in the Samwell "WHAT, WHAT" hell IS THIS?! This mess is going to far! Ladies and gentleman, this is Kevin Aviance a.ka. Din Da Da b.k.a. A HOT ASS MESS! I know his entire leg turned green under those bunk ass boots. LMFAO @ his pursed lips. *throws water on post to dilute all this darn sugar*

I can't deal with this new generation of men. I just CAN'T!

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If so, Whitney and Bobby need to be ashamed because they set Bobbi Kristina up for an EPIC FAIL. I bet she can eat and comb her hair with those thangs. It's beyond me why people with bogus feet continue to wear flip flops and sandals. Do they REALLY believe no one will pay attention? I don't know who's the worst between her, D. Woods, and Keri Hilson.

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OH MY! Durty MO never disappoints! Why would you do this to yourself?! Why is that tattoo giving me the "Deebo" eyes? Act like Deebo's eyes don't get to wandering aimlessly like Diddy's d**k.

People...SHE EVEN PUT EYEBROWS UP THERE. *logs out and pulls my computer cord out the wall*

I can't and I won't. Please finish for me.....GET HERRRRRRRRRR!

One of my homies works in Human Resources for a HUGE company. She called me yesterday just to blow me. She received two memberships and needed help pronouncing the names. She called me because I was an English Major in college (don't let my ignant rantings fool you, lol) and knew I could help her. See, I was expecting to have to help with a name like Anne Hegelsonzoewonlh or some ish, but I WAS NOT AND WILL NOT EVER BE prepared to deal with the GRADE A FUCKERY she hit me with.

Name one: ABCD

*Knows you have the same WTF face as I had*

I sat on the phone quiet for a minute because I knew she was playing. But she was DEAD SERIOUS. She said the lady pronounces it "Ab-see-dee" *SEOD*

Name two: La-sha

I was like "oohhhh, I got this one. You pronounce it "La-shay!" Uh, no. My girl was like her nickname is Dash. I got the dumb look on my face again because 1+1 was not equally up to two. I timidly asked "Um...where did Dash come from?"

My friend said, "Well apparently the dash is not silent in her name. Her name is "LA-DASH-SHA."



I was ready to go find both of those broads and slap their ass with a Hacker manual! The dash is silent trick! I know you can't choose your name, but you can change how you pronounce that mess. Blew the rest of my day. I sat reading my old English books to make sure WE weren't the ones tripping.


And if someone thinks there is NOTHING wrong with those names, this is what I have to say to you....


What are some of the crazy names you've had came across?

1. This little nigga K. Smith CAN NOT be Will Smith's nephew. I refuse to accept that.
2. Yung Berg's clothes are tighter then a strippers.
3. 3:07-THIS FOOL JUMPED IN THE BED WITH TIGHTY REDDIES ON! *HOWLING*
4. Two grown ass man taking turns dancing on the SAME BED shirtless.
5. Nothing but white backgrounds. They couldn't even get the green screen treatment. SMH
6. Both of these fools not equaling up to 5'10'' even if they were standing on each other shoulders.
7. Them carrying book bags like either of them attended school past 8th grade.
8. K. Smith wearing trucker hats like their back in style. TRY AGAIN MOMUFUCKA!
9. Yung Berg wack ass attempt at doing the Dougie @ 3:26.
10. Feeling like I'm watching a kiddie porn with all the little bird chests in here.

Please continue for me..........

I love to listen to music, but I really CAN'T TAKE SOME OF THESE LYRICS. Below are some of the lyrics that make me just say WTF.

Lil' Wayne-Turning Me On

I'm fly as hell swagger right, brown skin poppin like dynamite, raw like china white, mama I feel your persona right, you look baby mama tight, I know that got you kinda hyped,my ice is albino white, I hope your vagina tight. SEOD That mess alone is what prompted this post. Da hell was he thinking?!

Trina-Here We Go

Now you know that I'm the Queen of Miami, All that Loud talkin, lyin save that shit for your mammy, sounds like "blah, blah, blah, blah bla blah-bla" I'm like uh-huh (uh-huh) okay (okay) Whassup (Whassup) SHUT UP!" Trina ol' washed up arse needs to take her own advice on go sitdown somewhere and STFU. (Sorry Ms. Niqua lol) This entire verse was a no go. You know you're done when Kelly Rowland makes your song.

Young Jeezy-Welcome Back

Excuse me if I'm being rude, let me check my attitude,Excuse me Mr. Attitude, why you got an attitude. *blank look* Say wha?

These are just a few off my head. I'll more than likely be adding more as the day/days progress as I recall more of them.

What are some of the lyrics you hate?

First and foremost, what is the meaning of that old Tina Turner wig?! That must have been the wig Ike Turner pushed back in the limousine scene. GIVE FRANKIE HER WIG BACK!!!! Damn shame...And why does she have on a full body girdle and Mr. T' chains?!

Now back to singing...*puts face in hands.* I don't understand how a professional SINGER can't find the correct keys to get on. Car keys, piano keys, ki's of that white girl , FIND ONE OF THEM TRICK!

This isn't the first time she haven't watched her setup. Remember when she MURDERED HIS EYES IS ON THE SPARROW!