...when you don't listen to what your wife says. All he had to do was take out the trash or warm himself up a Hungry Man Meal. But noooooo! He wanted to talk out the side of his neck and that's probably how his ass landed up outside using a wheelchair as his luggage carrier/vehicle. It's a damn shame.

Once again we have another seemlingly broke person with a cigarette in their mouth. And don't give me that shat talking about he found it on the ground. IT'S BRAND SPANKING NEW! *Stares at the WENDY'S bag* I'm not even about to go there....

Caddy is gonna burn in hell for sending me this early in the morning!

Elizabeth Adeney , 66 year old British woman is pregnant with twins and it's causing a moral uproar across the nation. Britain does not help impregnate women over the age 50, so she skipped over to the Ukrainian to have an In Vitro Ferlisation done.

"She was desperate for a child. She was over the moon when she learned last year that she was pregnant and has been quite open about it. It's not the sort of thing she can hide," the friend said.

Last night Adeney declined to discuss her condition in any detail. "I am a private person and while I appreciate there may be some publicity I will just ignore it," she told the Mail. "This has been a very personal decision and I do not feel I have to give interviews or talk to anyone in the media about what I have decided to do and where I have done it." (Source)

So....how are two babies about to come out of a vajayjay that probably has cobwebs on it? That'll be a miracle within itself. But seriuosly, is this an act of selfishness? Even if she is in the best of health, she still won't be able to be as physically active with these kids as much as they/she'd like. Furthermore, let's be real, she's 66. Her life span isn't all that promised. Not trying to be morbid...I'm just saying.

What do you think?

Anyone who knows me knows I am a sucker for shoes. I'd give my last to get a pair of shoes that will turn heads and make me feel like the baddest bish. DON'T JUDGE ME. It's my thing. Sue me.

Anyway, I love, love, love Christian Dior. And unless I hit the lottery I'll be loving them from afar. (Can somebody find me a knockoff? Thanks in advance. lol) But I can't, won't, and shall NOT deal with this new bullshit heel they're putting on this killa shoes. That's like putting on some Jimmy Choo heels with a Fashion Bug outfit. BLASPHEMY!!!

This "tribal totem fertility" heel has more booty, butt, and breast then the average "other" woman so I'm a little concerned by this. Moreover, I'm not trying to walk around showcasing a naked broad on my feet. Come on now. The bad part is the actual shoe is crazy! The design gets a A++++++.
SEOD for Alicia wearing this mess. I'm all for a bad pair of heels but I don't know about this one. Would you cop these?

Jon knows he needs to stop playing. I saw this magazine in the store and almost fainted. While Kate is at home taking care of 8 heathens he's out frolicking around town kicking up carpet with biznites...without his wedding ring on. SEOD

For all of you who aren't familiar with SUPER SPERM let me introduce you. Jon has twin girls, Madelyn and Cara, 8, and 5-year-old sextuplets, Aaden, Joel, Collin, Hannah, Leah and Alexis. His wife, Kate, is usually seen as a raving lunatic, but now I see why. Dealing with 8 small kids and a husband with a wandering d*ck have got to be hard.

According to a fellow party goer, Jon was caught yelling , “Hey, babe! Babe! Give me my jacket!” to his mystery "friend." *Insert Biz Markie singing his song here* When he seen the paparazzi on their tails he told her to hop in the car and they skidded off like Gucci Mane at a random drug test.

Following, ol' Jon Jon released this statement, "“I went to Legends to speak to the owner. A friend of mine wanted to check out my car, so I let her drive it to her car. Yes, I have female friends - but that is all she is. I’m not going to end my friendships just because I’m on TV.”

DEAD. I guess everyone would be a little more eager to believe him if it wasn't the first time he was caught up in some mess like this. Not too long ago he was chasing college tail and he denied that too. You can't play Super Dad during the day and then hoe hop at night. I'm just saying....

A transsexual rapper (dead once), named Foxxjazell (dead twice) came forward and snitched he had sexual relations with former rapper, now McDonald's burger flipper Chingy. Ol boy/girl went into details and everything. Hell the only thing IT didn't tell was if Chingy had a mole on his a$$. SMH You've got to watch your setup folks. The messed up part is the geigh rumors been swirling about Chingy-a-ling whose equipped with much ding-a-ling (his words not mine) for a hot minute.



Do you think this is true? Or is this creature trying to make a name for itself? You know what...I'll put these speculations to rest. Send Chingy over here to take this test!

...but these mofo's were too busy acting like they're in a frat house. JD, Johnta Austin, and B. Cox did a video blog discussing sex and everything in between. This must be said...none of them would be getting any action if it wasn't for their talent. Point blank. Johnta has potential but he's given me to much Malcolm X. "GET YOUR HAND OUTTA MY POCKET" face ass.

I'm a little confused. All this time I thought B. Cox was a tambourine player but he says he wants a skinny girl who can take "dat boi." Ooooookay. Anyway, I think it's hilarious how they really discussed who could take sex better between thick and skinny girls. Freaking Amazing. Somewhere in the world someone was having a asthma attack and could have used the valuable breath they were wasting. It's one to thing to have the conversation, but to actual record it and UPLOAD IT is another.

Dead @ AIG Chick. BWHAHAHAHAHAHA. I'll have to use that one JD! LMFAO

Hey Brooke? What was your only hit single? Oh yeah..."it's about to be a what? a GIRLFIGHT!" Well well well...normally I can't stand beefs, and (sorry stans for the following statement) I can't stand Bey either, so...it seems like the almighty Beyahwey is about to get a "Penny" for her thoughts. (I'll let that pun marinate)...

Aight, here's the scoop:

Beyonce Knowles has a problem that the problem’s name is Janet Jackson (Ms. Jackson if you’re NASTY!) You remember this quote from B:

“I grew up upper class. Private school. My dad had a Jaguar. We’re African-American and we work together as a family, so people assume we’re like The Jacksons. But I didn’t have parents using me to get out of a bad situation.”

The Enquirer has a scoop that is worth reporting and ta hell witcha of you don’t like it. Janet plans to step to Beyonce over the remark. I heard that the comment actually hurt Janet’s feelings.

*places bets on Janet* I hope Janet channels the spirit of her father Joe and swipe a tree branch across Bey's backside so hard that Jay-Z's lips can feel it. Hey...eff your feelings!

Ok...pause. What in the eff would you do if this happened to you? Think about it. You leave your desk, and then some pervert janitor starts skeet skeeting on your gum. Well, I can't speak for you, but as for me...."in today's news, a black man has been charged for murder. He was last seen posting a blog topic on watchyoursetup.com..."