I picked up the Chicago Red Eye only to look in the red hot column and see Nick Cannon whining like a little bish AGAIN. I'm going to make Mariah sit in a room and listen to herself singing live if she stops nursing this fool again. He needs a nipple in his mouf at all times to make him HURSH. I just went in on him a month ago about this type of a mess...and here he goes again. SMDH

It seems he's upset with Eminem for mentioning Mariah in the “Bagpipes from Baghdad” lyrics one of his new songs off of his upcoming album Relapse. Nick got all huffy, threw a virtual tantrum again, and put on is cheerleading skirt to save the day. He said, "Relapse sound like it was written in 2001..."I felt sorry for him because he must really be stuck in the past. Not only has his music not evolved, but also homeboy is still obsessed with my wife, the same female that wouldn't let him get to second base from 8 years ago," Nick wrote. "What type of grown a** man lies about getting with a chick? Only Slim Lamey! LOL!""

Nick, whose been knowing to talk mad ish about bloggers, wrote an ENTIRELY long blog about the whole incident. Then deleted it. Clown...thank the heavens above Cele/bitchy already had save it and uploaded it. Click here to waste a few minutes of your time.

My advice to Nick is to go sitdown somewhere. Mariah is a joke and will continue to be a joke. It's the price of fame. Deal with it. You're only making yourself look like a fool by trying to go head to head with known basket cases...whose using you to help market his new cd. Moreover, the whole "Eminem is racist" thing is not going to win US over to take your side. I don't think he's racist...hell I don't think he likes anyone.

By the way, I found it HIGH-LARIOUS Red Eye put a picture of Marlon Wayans up and said that was Nick Cannon. BWAHAHAHAHAHA. Nobody even knows who this lame is....SATDOWN SIR! This is what I have for you Nick....

Mariah have lost her McNugget's Lovin mind! Since no one is checking for her anymore, she chose to go the "remix" route. This album will showcase remixes of 18 hit songs she had when she USED to be able to sing.

If you give a damn, unlike myself, below is the video for Hero 2009.

Seen at The Rap-Up

Mariah looks like she just escaped from the nearest trailer park Mental Hospital. She's looking rather old. SMH I thought Nick cannon giving her that young peen would stop her from aging. I guess not.

In her defense, this photo was taken at her press conference from Tennessee; her new movie that will probably flop worse then Glitter. I guess she's trying to stay in character. Truth be told, it's not enough unicorns in ANYONE'S imagination to make her a good actress. Sorry.

Get herrrrrrrr!

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon won't be having another wedding after all. The Lowered Expectations couple won't be able to afford the wedding because the paparazzi and magazines said NOT.ON.DUTY. No one agreed to pay for the idiocy.

I know Mariah is pissed because she still had to pay for the pure white horses she crazy glued the horns on. You know she likes to do everything over the top.

An insider told In Touch Weekly, "The small wedding in the Bahamas was nice, but it was not Mariah’s style. The lady loves a spectacle. Mariah was willing to pay for the wedding, but the way she hoped to pay for the wedding was through the sale of photos. No one was interested.”

I need to know exactly why can't her or Nick afford the second wedding. They're both rich! They wouldn't be having this problem if she would stop paying her lip gloss applier, the paparazzi to follow her, and buying PNB Nation in bulk to support Nick.

Peeped at Straight Outta NYC