All the people who answered YES to the question this little chocolate Oompa Loompa proposed, please form a line to the right. When you're done, get in the line to left to receive a Tetanus Shot.

Christ Almighty! What the hyell was she thinking when she put on this broccoli inspired get up? I'm pretty sure she was giving head in the Hummer, Cavaliar, and Yugo by the looks of her neck. It sweated out the entire top of her shirt!

Dead and Gone @ those 3rd grade ass sandals! LMFAO You know your mom made you put those on with your sundresses. Don't even get me started on the Barbie inspired blonde hair. My spirit just can't take it this morning!

GET.HER!