*BLINKS 2X IN DISBELIEF*

This clown went to Fredericks and went NUTS on the clearance rack. When did they start accepting EBT?! Let me stop...Frederick's wouldn't dare. She went to Family Dollar, stocked up on some garbage bags and got creative. You gotta know how to cut corners during a recession and girlfriend let her creativity flow. Lawd this is a Rihanna inspired look GONE BAD. It doesn't help she don't have the body to be rocking some mess like that. Sweating bullets smelling like a honey baked ham. SITCHOAZZDOWN!

Not that airbrushed backdrop! These people are blowing my life. SMH I give it up to the cameraman though. They had to be extremely professional to not fall out in laughter while taking this picture. I would have messed around and broke my camera playing with her. Hell, I probably would have threw it at her.


Act like y'all wouldn't be shocked if Frederick's did indeed start accepting EBT. I've seen some clothing stores that already do....even Sonic jumped on the bandwagon.


You can thank Jay Curtis for this photo fuckery. *DIES*