WTF Story Of The Day: More Signs Of The Resession
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Are you serious?
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Caught out there bogus
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Failed at Life
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just stop
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Real news stories
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Treated
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By A. Red
A Florida women was accused of continously breaking into a vacant house....to wash and dry her clothes. *dies*
Mary Angela Southwick, 49, was arrested Friday on burglary charge burglary charge after she was caught inside a vacant rental home, the report said.
Bradenton police received a complaint about someone breaking into the vacant home, and responding officers found wet clothes in the washer and dryer. Southwick, police said, was found hiding in a closet in the home.
Officers contacted the home's owner, who lives out of state, and she requested police press charges against Southwick and asked that she be required to reimburse the costs of water and electricity. (Source)
Wow...times are THIS hard? I know she had some penny banks around her crib somewhere. She could have busted one open and went to the nearest laundromat. I would have fell out to see her grown ass hiding in the closet like a kid who stole some cookies. She too old for that mess! Now her bond cost more then it would have took to wash the clothes. Dummy....
1 Response to WTF Story Of The Day: More Signs Of The Resession
I can't even hate on this. Times is hard. I had to scrounge for like a half-hour searching through couch cushions for $1.00 for the toll (which I ended up not even using, ain't that a bitch!)
At least she had a kind-of-decent reason. She's not freebasing in there or something .
SIDE NOTE : WHY MUST STUPID NEWS COME FROM FLORIDA DAMMIT!? My state ain't shit for these stories.
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