Anyone who knows me knows I am a sucker for shoes. I'd give my last to get a pair of shoes that will turn heads and make me feel like the baddest bish. DON'T JUDGE ME. It's my thing. Sue me.

Anyway, I love, love, love Christian Dior. And unless I hit the lottery I'll be loving them from afar. (Can somebody find me a knockoff? Thanks in advance. lol) But I can't, won't, and shall NOT deal with this new bullshit heel they're putting on this killa shoes. That's like putting on some Jimmy Choo heels with a Fashion Bug outfit. BLASPHEMY!!!

This "tribal totem fertility" heel has more booty, butt, and breast then the average "other" woman so I'm a little concerned by this. Moreover, I'm not trying to walk around showcasing a naked broad on my feet. Come on now. The bad part is the actual shoe is crazy! The design gets a A++++++.
SEOD for Alicia wearing this mess. I'm all for a bad pair of heels but I don't know about this one. Would you cop these?