In the words of Martin, this chile looks, "crazy, deranged." LOL I'm going to need the cowardly lion to hop her nutty arse out of that cage and follow the yellow brick road to find some business. You're not going to stand there with that smug look on your face and you're dressed in a horribly cut up t-shirt and some leggings. And correct me if I'm wrong, but she's wearing a possum on her head.

But lets get down to business....WHY IS HER SNATCH SWEATING LIKE THAT?! I know she was up in the cage dancing and all but she shouldn't look like she did a Chinese split in a puddle of water. Plus she looks like she's expecting a baby or a burger...regardless SOMETHING is in there. Dude in the pic looks as puzzled as I feel. Chicago needs to do better!

All the people who answered YES to the question this little chocolate Oompa Loompa proposed, please form a line to the right. When you're done, get in the line to left to receive a Tetanus Shot.

Christ Almighty! What the hyell was she thinking when she put on this broccoli inspired get up? I'm pretty sure she was giving head in the Hummer, Cavaliar, and Yugo by the looks of her neck. It sweated out the entire top of her shirt!

Dead and Gone @ those 3rd grade ass sandals! LMFAO You know your mom made you put those on with your sundresses. Don't even get me started on the Barbie inspired blonde hair. My spirit just can't take it this morning!

GET.HER!

I don't know if these two broads were watching Baps and thought this was the IN thing to do, but they look like fools. The bunk, cheap, "My Pony" weave looks a hot mess and don't even get me started on the grills. SEOD Got the nerve to wear their hair up with non-existent eyebrows. Baby Bye!

You know what's up......GET EMMMMMMM!

We've had to put Solange up here too much. She's the classic example of wearing all your favorite items of clothing all at the same time. The shoes, skirt, belt and shirt are cute. But that feather duster shrug threw it all off. I couldn't be trying to roll with her because she'll be effin' with my allergies. Shrug looks it houses dust and pollen. SMH

Aight folks...I was gonna call it a day on the posts, but...there is (*looks at title of this post*) going on, and people need to (*looks at title of this website*). Here is the overload:

Tacky Trina at a local spot, killing flamingos and slipping them on her feet. SMH. GET HER!

Little Wayne at the Country Music Awards w/ Kid Rock. Lawd, I can only imagine the thoughts that were going through the audience's heads. I was gonna roast him, but it looks like MAD magazine beat me to the punch:

WOW!

Who is this you may ask? It's Irrelevant Christina Milian looking a hot mess. You know...I use to think that Nick Cannon FAILED when they broke up, but now I'm beginning to think otherwise. What is up with her gear? I'm sweating just looking at her. GET HER!

Ladies and gents...since I'm nice, here's one for the road:

If you have something nice to say about Fanny Mae raise your hands? *waits patiently*

This outfit choice is not okay in any shape or form. No person over 3 years old should have baby hair. Seriously.

The leggings and the corset tops DO NOT work together. I need her to STOP playing around like her breast are too big to zip that top all the way up. She has mosquito bites (No Homo) so zipping it all the way up was doable. The random Target $1 rack pearls didn't match the ice she was rocking either.

Am I the only one ready to see the latex leggings trend over? They're making a fool out of people.

Remember her? This is Schatar aka “Hottie” from the coonery infested Flavor of Love show at Howard Homecoming recently. Ladies...would you rock the attire below? Fellas...would you hit that? (*my answer after the last pic*):



Hell yeah I'd hit that! Gotta brick? A cinder block? A Ike Turner manual? SMH! (*waits for somebody to ger her*)