(Fake, sweet ass Egyptian looking nigga. IS THAT EYELINER?!)

50 Simp knows he needs to sip on a tall glass of STFU and put the Haterade back in fridge. He's trying to sell as many records as teeth he has, so he's starting up yet another meaningless beef. This time with tittay city Rick Ross.

Rick Ross is doing good. I also complimented him that he had the #1 album. I said, 'Just don't stand too close to this fat piece of ...' I'm saying that because of what [Joe's] trying to do. He runs to Miami and hangs out with them like he's running Miami? Does Fat Joe run Miami? I don't think Fat Joe runs Miami. I think people from Miami would be upset you're even questioning that. The fact he can influence DJ Khaled on the radio, does that mean Fat Joe runs Miami? ... I don't care if [Khaled] ever plays my records. He's not important enough to what I'm doing for it to matter. Not to say Miami doesn't count. He doesn't count for it to matter to me." (Source)

*SIGHS* I swear I can't stand the ground this fool walks on. He needs to spend more time on finding another flavor for his vitamin water and keeping his ass out of the studio. WE.DON'T.WANT.YOUR.ALBUM. Young Buck and Lloyd Banks were the G-Unit members we were checking for. THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT!