Well folks...I'm back to my Myspace rant. I can't do it. I went on there yesterday to send a friend a note about whether or not she was going to our 10 year high school reunion and this is the fuckery I was greeted with.

Sam wants to be my friend on myspace. SEOD This 65 year old freaky jason, serial killer looking fool needs to find some business. Please help me comprehend what we're supposed to talk about. Viagra? Geritol? Depends? I'm at a lost.....

Not only did he request once and got denied. He came back A SECOND TIME like maybe my hand mistakingly hit the "DAMN THAT" button. It didn't sir...you're not getting in. I wish a back link would post on his page for him to see this shat! If you want to get your roast game up or get a early Halloween scare, check out his page here.

I'm about to go find a Myspace bodyguard to watch my setup because he makes me nervous. LMAO He's from Illinois and that's not what I want!