Reports are poppin up left and right (but hasn't hit the mainstream...so don't believe it yet) that according to the National Inquirer (another reason not to believe it yet) is reporting that Cindy McCain was caught being a bust-it-baby with some other dude. Here's the pic:


and here's the story:

"I couldn't believe I was watching Cindy McCain passionately kissing and hugging another man!"

That's the stunned reaction of an eyewitness who says he watched in shock - and snapped photos - as the former presidential candidate's wife romantically kissed a long-haired man who resembles "a washed-up '80s rock musician."

Sources told The ENQUIRER investigative team the pair have been seen at concerts and sporting events acting very lovey-dovey.

The amazing spy photos were snapped April 1, 2006 when Cindy and her companion attended the Tempe Music Festival says the person who took them. The photos are somewhat grainy, but the insider says they depict Senator John McCain's wife, who was greeted by pals at the event as "Cindy."

"To my amazement, Cindy had her hand on his shoulder and was kissing him passionately on his lips," the photog told THE ENQUIRER.

A second witness spotted Cindy and her "mystery man" at a Moody Blues concert "passionately kissing and hugging."

"I couldn't believe it. I remember thinking, 'Go get a room!'

"They kissed and cuddled. While other concertgoers stood up to cheer and sing, Cindy and the guy remained entwined in their seats," the eyewitness said.
[*clears throat*]
This is John McCain
How you doing John McCain
What the hell is going on?
What you mean what's going on?

LMAO! I hope this isn't true. There's only so much failure a person can handle in one month. Although karma doesn't have no respect of time. I'm sure his first wife is like...Yes! Payback is a bitch Cindy McCain!