Showing posts with label Wack as hell. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Wack as hell. Show all posts
Seriously...I was on the fence of LMAO and being pissed off. This 2-year-old lit and smoked a cigarette IN FRONT OF HIS PARENT AND THEIR FRIENDS! Did y'all see him ashing it?! When he turned down candy to finish his smoke I wanted to reach thru the television and slap the eff out of his parents. Furthermore, he could light and smoke a cigarette, but he couldn't open a little piece of candy. Talk about being taught to go out the world ass backwards. SMH This is why kids grow up to be wasteful members of our society...WACK PARENTING!
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One of my homies works in Human Resources for a HUGE company. She called me yesterday just to blow me. She received two memberships and needed help pronouncing the names. She called me because I was an English Major in college (don't let my ignant rantings fool you, lol) and knew I could help her. See, I was expecting to have to help with a name like Anne Hegelsonzoewonlh or some ish, but I WAS NOT AND WILL NOT EVER BE prepared to deal with the GRADE A FUCKERY she hit me with.
Name one: ABCD
*Knows you have the same WTF face as I had*
I sat on the phone quiet for a minute because I knew she was playing. But she was DEAD SERIOUS. She said the lady pronounces it "Ab-see-dee" *SEOD*
Name two: La-sha
I was like "oohhhh, I got this one. You pronounce it "La-shay!" Uh, no. My girl was like her nickname is Dash. I got the dumb look on my face again because 1+1 was not equally up to two. I timidly asked "Um...where did Dash come from?"
My friend said, "Well apparently the dash is not silent in her name. Her name is "LA-DASH-SHA."
I was ready to go find both of those broads and slap their ass with a Hacker manual! The dash is silent trick! I know you can't choose your name, but you can change how you pronounce that mess. Blew the rest of my day. I sat reading my old English books to make sure WE weren't the ones tripping.
And if someone thinks there is NOTHING wrong with those names, this is what I have to say to you....
What are some of the crazy names you've had came across?
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New York is supposed to be one of the biggest fashion cities, therefore I can't understand why I came across a picture of this busted ass chick. Nipples looking like teacup saucers. Is somebody around here MILKING THIS BISH?! Then she had the nerve to have on leggings with that lace tablecloth shirt. *FTFO*
Her friend is just as busted. Did she use regular BLACK weave bonding glue to secure her BLONDE lacefront? I.JUST.CAN'T.AND.WON'T. Her disco ball sequined pants and winter white shirt should have gotten her NO ENTRY into that establishment. Seriously.
This crap here. Once again she's putting her back into it and he's on the wall enjoying the show. Even had the nerve to smile for the camera....CLICK, CLICK. They thought they were on getting busy wayyyyy in the back by the staff entrance; like no one would see them. The photographer "Smile you're on candid camera'd" their asses.
Okay....if this outfit was in memory of Eartha Kitt, I'm all for it. But if it was just some "I'm so different" type ish I deny her claim. NO! Read more...
