This trick is disrespectful on SOOOOOOOOO many levels it's not even funny. The bouncer who allowed her entrance into the clubs needs to be FIRED! Let's break it down why I wanna fugg her up with a Lucky Magazine Fashion Spread....

  • She has on all $20 of her Claire's bracelets. Act like y'all don't know you can get 3 bracelets for $5. Bish can't even bend her arm!!
  • She had too much time on her hands and used a razor to give her pants a "edgy" look. SEOD We all know she didn't buy those like that. If she did...I want that store closed expeditiously.
  • She wearing a FASHION SCARF for a shirt!! You will NOT turn a Forever21 accessory scarf into a tittay sling! I won't accept that!
  • Her PONYTAIL is combed down over her forehead to make a swoop bang. *kicks over computer* I give up!
  • Her lips are in need of lipstick. I'm not even an advocate of lipstick, but when your lips are black like you've been lighting your lips instead of the blunt, you gotta cover that mess up.
Please continue to point out what I missed.....

Thanks Durty Mo