I always go in on females, so imagine my excitement when I ran across pictures of the fool above. How appropriate the name of this party "ISLAND FEVER" because homeboy is giving me nothing but! *snaps for the kids* Red capri's on a man is never okay.

"Something is BROKE" with that entire group, but eraser head is obviously the biggest queen out of the three. I know he would have got his life treated if I was trying to get my "get down lil mama" on and his colorful ass was hogging the dance floor like he's the only one who paid to juke. Can you say EXTRA? Sheesh.

I'm giving away T-Boz weave bang and Chris Brown brass knuckles to whoever can name his facial expression. It's a MESS.

The homeless kill me. You can't afford food, but you KEEP a cigarette or some likka. Priorities all wrong. I'll tell you one thing, they're creative as hell. He's made a screen tee out of a sheet, cardboard, a leg warmer. DEAD, DEAD, DEAD,

Mariah looks like she just escaped from the nearest trailer park Mental Hospital. She's looking rather old. SMH I thought Nick cannon giving her that young peen would stop her from aging. I guess not.

In her defense, this photo was taken at her press conference from Tennessee; her new movie that will probably flop worse then Glitter. I guess she's trying to stay in character. Truth be told, it's not enough unicorns in ANYONE'S imagination to make her a good actress. Sorry.

Get herrrrrrrr!

Neffe must have watched Purple Rain before she went out. I see where she was trying to go with her new look, but she made a few wrong turns and got off track. The skirt is see thru and I PRAY she had more under there than just a long tank top. Neffe makeup is nice though.

The girl with her looks nice. I know she was cringing having to be seen with the lost member of Vanity 6.

GET HERRRRRRRRRRRR!

Sean Kingston is really blowing me. First the crayola madness....



...now this.


I don't have an inkling of an idea what that is. Is it a cd? Dead at him smiling and holding it like it's a certificate for his G.E.D. I'm tired and don't even have the strength right now. CAPTION THIS and GET EMMM!

Shouldn't he be somewhere singing "Love Lockdown" Kid Bop style?

Your girl Beyonce was spotted at 2008 World Music Awards channeling Swamp Thing and Johnny Depp from Pirates Of The Caribbean. Talk about giving your all in your performances. You know the deal....CAPTION THIS!

If that is one of the "over $1,000" wigs I want to see a receipt for it right naw! And bring my powder along so I can slap the friviously stupid buyer.

...and who does this dude look like (and you know which dude I'm talkin about too)?