Now...disclaimer. This is JT's list, so if stans have hatred, please put "ATTENTION: NOBODY" on your lil comments or emails. Now...without further delay...

10. Lisa Raye



Ok...she barely made it on the list, but what puts her at number 10 is her associations (and the fact that she's kin to Da Brat). From Benzino and that Slimy ex-husband Michael Misick to her recent affair with Ginuwine, she deserves to take a breif sit down before things get worse. It's bad enough she plays similar roles in everything she's in. Seriously. I can never get lost in her role. Seriously...look at her filmology. Not ONE movie that includes white people. She can sit on the bleachers for now.

9. Gabrielle Union



*sigh* You know...Out of all of the girls listed in the top 10, atleast she's trying. And I think I've given her the most chances. But...damnit! I CAN.NOT any longer. I must be honest and say that she looks awkward. She either looks like a muskrat, that she has Fire Marshall Bill lips, or that she gets her mustache waxed daily. Don't misread me. She is a beautiful woman, but I personally can't do it. And maybe she isn't a fake person, but her smile doesn't support the first part of my sentence. Now...her acting skills are improving, but if we can get her atleast ONE role where she tones down her "I'm independent, so I don't need a man. You gonna have to try harder than that to get with me" swag down, then she would be ok. Gabby, there's still hope, but until then...ushers, please escort her to her seat.

8. Kelly Rowland



Man...this one hurts me a lil bit. I didn't want to TREAT her, but damnit Kelly. The only way she'll constantly see success is if she puts a bookmark in the s section of the dictionary. I'ma give her the new nickname "Catch 22." She is a walking "lose, lose" situation. I've never seen this much slavery in music since the Jacksons were on 2300 Jackson St. She has been the constant field slave of Destiny's Child, and now that she's free, she can't get NOTHING started on her own. Whenever Solange can sell more than you, it's bad (not taking anything away from Solange). Hell, I think Michelle Williams sold more than Kelly's last album. She is just unnoticed. Even her breast implants did NOTHING for her image. Here boo boo...I'll bring your seat to you.

7. Karrine Stephens



The human garbage disposal. How do you live up to the fact that your moniker is SUPERHEAD? Better yet, how do you build a profession or a legacy off the name SUPERHEAD? Here I am, teaching my niece to work hard and go to college, while Karrine sucked her way to the top. SUCKING isn't a hard thing to do. Babies come out the womb with the concept of sucking. How did she become so famous? Shouldn't she have cancer of the mouth or throat cancer by now? Then that whole Darius McCray (aka Eddie Winslow) relationship...bwhahahaha. Jeebus! She wrote a book on how she sucked the industry dry (literally). Who's holding the stopwatch? I'm sure her 15 minutes should be up by now. Here's a lawn chair.

6. Megan Good



God...where do I start? First of all...just a few posts down, you can see why she's ranked where she is. Her acting is as entertaining as John McCain telling stories of his military career during a debate. She plays the SAME ASS ROLE EVERY EFFIN MOVIE! If the movie is remotely sleezy, Megan's agent is steadily on the phone, tryna secure her a spot on the cast. If Megan Good just left your store, you might as well settle for vaseline, because she probably bought all the lip gloss and applied it to her lips already. Who told her that lips and cleveage is the formula to success? Chair please!

5. Angel Lola Luv



If I lit a match in her presence, something on her body would shrink up like plastic. I was one of many lustful fools who was drawn in by her detachable body parts. She almost didn't make it in the Top 10 list, but what made her secure a spot on the list was/is her recent stint of a rap career. How can we take her seriously as a rapper when she was a video vixen? That's like a cameraman saying "eff this" and suddenly decides to be an anchorman on 60 minutes. Bish please. Here's 2 chairs. One for you, and one for your detachable body parts.

4. Christina Milian



You ever had that girl in your class who was cute, but didn't have the swag, and she knew it, but then tried to be something that she's not, and despite her cuteness, it just didn't seem to work? Waa-laa. Christina reminds of an accessory. Cute with something (or someone) but otherwise irrelevant. Her acting sucks ass. Her music sucks every other body part besides the ass. Tell the truth and shame the devil...her "Dip It Low" song only got attention because she was in her video half naked. If I'm lying, sing 2 lines from that song...*waiting* Why eff for tracks if you're not gonna sell 100 copies? Now, this recent bafoonery caused me to completely give up on her. A GOLD LACEFRONT? Seriously. Here is a wooden chair. Use it.

3. Rihanna



First and foremost, she only has a infant-sized spoonfull of hits. Her singing ability rivals a cat with its leg caught in a fence. Seriously. Name me 5 popular songs of hers. *waits* Even with the hits she received from Chris Brown, she still wouldn't have enough to make a Greatest Hits album. Her off-the-stage life is more interesting (and honestly, it's not all of that either). Prior to her getting her fore(teen)head dented by CBreezy's fist of fury, she was a big ass yawn. Sorry, I call a spade a spade. Here's your chair.

2. Beyonce



The most oversaturated, non-original artist in our generation. Now, before the stans write hate mail and post their comments, let me atleast acknowledge that majority of it isn't her fault (that's why she's not number one). She is highly talented and is probably the best singer, but damn it. I refuse to sit here and suck on her nipples as if she's has the best milk in the Creole world. From Etta James to Ciara, she has properly JACKED them. She has dissed Janet and married Jay-Z to solidify her spot in the limelight. Now, I can go on and on for days about Bey, but in that...I would remissed if I fail to point out her LACK OF ACTING. Goldmember? FAIL. Dreamgirls? Practically played herself...FAIL. Hip Hopera (with Mekhi Phifer) FAIL. Shall I continue? Bey...we fluffed your seat cushion.

1. Mariah Carey



Lawd. Lawd hammercy on a charmbraclet. Mariah is numbero uno on the list because she has disappointed me the most. Somewhere between the song "Emotions" to now...she must've hit her head on a bag full of glitter and fairy dust, because her ass is just looney. I really didn't pay attention to her life of FAIL until that MTV Cribs episode. Ditsy wasn't even the word. I mean...I really started to question if she had a brain. Then GLITTER happened. *blink* From there, I started noticing her antics on stage, such as pretending to hold her ear piece, to that traditional one hand in the air as she attempts to hit her traditional high note. Her recent marriage to Nicolas Cannon and their cornier-than-life media pictures solidified her spot as the reigning champ of FAIL. So with great honor, I present Mariah a bedazzled couch with fur trimming that reclines, and a bag of glitter and charmbracelets, and we collectively here at WYSU say...SATCHOASSDOWNBATCH!

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Kerry Washington - would've been in the top 10, but she's pretty, diverse, and a fair actor. If she can have at least one more "brotha" as a romantic interest in a movie, then she would be ok. And maybe tone down her "Joker-like" smile too.

Jennifer Lopez - Ooooohhh...she is sooooo luck that she is currently sitting down. Had this been 3-5 years ago, she would be number 1 on the Top 10. She is soooooo wack to me. Wack I tell you! WACK! Jenny On The Block? FAIL. The best thing recently she did was sit down.

Solange - if she didn't have a good album, she would be in the list. Her attitude, her "I don't give a eff approach to life", her attire, and her nose size needs to come down just a tad. Other than that, she has potential to get out of the shadows of her sister and NOT be known as "the OTHER Knowles child."

Vivica A. Fox - the fact that she is currently sitting down is great. The fact that she is probably sitting down with a surgeon hovering over her isn't great. I'm so glad that SOMEBODY told her to sit down after that whole 50 Cent thing. Her smart judgment has caused her NOT to be in the top 10.

Nicole Ari Parker - I've never been a fan of her acting, and for the longest time, I thought she had an Adam's apple, but maybe it's just me who thinks she looks like Grant Hill or her husband's brother with a wig on. Other than that, I don't have enough beef with her to put her in the list.