You can thank I'm Just Sayin' for the tomfuckery I'm about report. Apparently some chick named Ava is on myspace straight up "maury-ing" a dude because he denied being the father of her child. The caption under the above picture reads "Kevin...You Are The Father!!!!" *FTFO*
Myspace, Facebook, and Youtube are going to get a lot of people folded up because it's a avenue that allows people to act a plum fool. While he may be the father I can't even clown him because who knows the circumstances behind it (the baby does look like him though LMAO). Kevin and the chick should have WATCHED THEIR SETUP to ensure they wouldn't be in a situation like this.
Women stop messing with nothing ass niggaz you know are no good in the first place and men step away from the hood booty and gold-diggers! It all leads to failure....or myspace. *dies*
12 Responses to Myspace The New Maury?
Sweet Lawd, splash your Holy Dasani-bottled water on my forehead. The less these hood women open their legs, the less chance of the "babydaddy" question becoming a "multiple choice" question. Here's a clue to help some out. If you're "f*ckin" between the hours of 9am to 5pm on a monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, or friday....at home, then chances are, dat nigga ain't got NO JOB, and WILL leave upon you forming your lips to say "I'm pregnant". Then on top of that, you will be trying to perform a miracle by getting child support from a coon who doesn't have a job. Sorry...I had to get that out.
(Dang, I need to re-open 15minutebreak again...lol)
Dead. Chilling with Jesus Right Now. Looking at Moses and his rod. This is tomfuckery at it's best. Talk about clown ass dudes that aren't watching they setup. Registration for the class titled: Setup Mishaps, Stupid Mufuckers Revisitied. The first lesson we will discuss will be titled "Yo Dumb Ass."
^ I'm not trying to be bogus, but why fuck, let alone have a baby with a guy that you know ain't on nothing? So in all honestly, I can't feel sorry for the lady involved in this because she was crazy as hell to procreate with a loser. You, or whoever it is, gots to be more careful with who gets the goodies. Women are enablers and it sickens me. So many women allow men to shit on them and take advantage of them, so when they come and mess with a chick like me they get their feelings hurt because I don't play that! TIP: Only mess with guys that have what you have or more!
More importantly, I didn't put this pic up for you to go and put dude's whole government name up here. That's not cool at all. It takes two.
I meant to comment right after Jay's.. but I was laughing so hard I couldn't type and had to take me a 15 minute break... now that I'm back and I'm reincarnated for the anonymous response and once again I'm dead and buried... You mad huh? Next time clamp them legs at the knees and you won't have to worry about who's the baby daddy...
*hi fives Jay, I'm.. and A. Red*
*faints* Clown ass bobby womack and the lame ass chick tht let him get tht catfish and now you have a baby and mad cuz dude aint claiming him/her... Trust I understand he is bogus for not taking care of his but some many girls know wht they are getting themselves n2 and then are surprised when it happens to them, it doesnt take a genius to figure it out! You said it urself he has 2 other kids (tht you probably already knew about but thought you was tht chick tht was gon change him), riiighhhttt... It's cycle and you have just been added to the nonsense.
And oh, I heard Target has diapers on sale 2/$10 you better holla!
@ Sumthinf for dat ass
While I welcome your comment and visit to my site, I still don't think it's right to put the guys whole government names on here and they can't defend themselves. I'm sure he, and his friends will have a different angle on the situation. And if he came on here name throwing he would get the same reaction and treatment.
oooooo....live drama on The Red Report? Now you have officially arrived A. Red. Next comes spammers, and consistent haters. At any rate, you forced me to post something on 15minutebreak thanks to this post alone.
Something for that ass (LOL at the name). "What's really good America" is that dude aint have a job, house, or car when this anonymous girl (SEOD) was spreading eagle all up in his damn face. Don't expect his nothing ass to be different cuz you dropped a baby out yo cooch. Putting him on blast is solving what? *silence* Exactly, nothing at all. And what's sad is that the child is in the middle of this bullshit. Word of advise, keep yo lips closed (both sets) and you want be in fucked up situations
, DUH. (And, if it aint yo situation than don't get yo panties in a bunch).
*chuckles* at name again. Somebody thought they was on...not so much, LOL.
*dies* at Fashionably Late. Walmart might have them cheaper.
That poor baby looks like he just said the word "membrane".
*lays back down in my cascot and closes the lid*
FYI: I was asked to delete the previous comments which fueled the discussion. I obliged, especially because I didn't want people governments names put on blast like that.
Carry on...lol
LMAO! I have nothing else to contribute! LMAO!
I'm saying "Most people have that one bogus dude you know you mess with for the sex only. But most of us get over that soon enough recognize our mistakes and go about our business, BABY FREE. This fool had a BABY by hers! Now how smart was that?"
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