According to the New York Post:

"The rising price of fuel is getting to people.An Ohio woman sent a bill to Michigan road and highway officials after she got caught in standstill traffic in a construction zone.Carol Greenberg figured that for the 50 minutes she was stuck idling, the state owed her $16.Officials say they're not required to reimburse delayed motorists for gas, wages or lost time." (source)

I'm not mad at Carol for trying! I wish I thought of it first. Gas is so high I've played with the idea of turning my car OFF at red lights or when I'm in traffic. I be in my car acting like a lunatic. I wish the hell you would slow down at a yellow light in front of me. I'll mess around and rear end your ass through the light. Stopping=Money down the drain. A. Red stops only when necessary. If you got a problem with it, meet me at the nearest gas station and YOU pay for my gas.

The government is raping us! You know gas is high when you get excited at gas being $3.89. I wonder if Everclear will work in the tank.
Hell it's 480809797% proof. Somebody try it and get back to me.