My girl is going to be mad at me for telling this story, but I had to do it! Cuz this ish right hurr nigga, is pure comedy! Only in Chicago. LMAO I use a lot of different terms on this blog and many of you may not know exactly what that mean. Well TREATED is the word of the day and this is an example of what it means.

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I was chilling on Saturday, waiting on the homies to come over so we can have our girl night and I got a call of one of my close friend. This call MADE MY NIGHT! I'll give you all the synopsis how it went.

My girl was out shopping with her niece. She dropped her niece off and went to the crib after a long day. Her house phone started ringing, but she didn't pay it any mind. She figured it was just a telemarketer, or someone who would call her cellphone if she didn't' pick up. However, the house phone kept ringing and the cellphone never started. She started looking around for her cellphone and noticed it wasn't in her bag. She figured she left it in the car. She was getting ready to go down to her car, but the house phone starting ringing again. She stopped to check it and saw it was HER CELL PHONE CALLING. The call went like this:

My girl: Hello?
 Caller: Aye, I got your phone.
 My girl: Oh thanks. Where are you so I can pick it up?
Caller: I'm on ----- and -----
My girl: Okay! I'm on my way there right now.
 Caller: Uh, you know it's gonna be a $20 to $25 finders fee?
My girl: WHAT? Caller: Yeah times is hard, so you need to bring that finders fee.


Wowwwww. You know my girl first reaction was to snap off......

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....but then she realized that going off probably would cause more harm than good. First of all, my girl probably would have tipped them regardless, but them DEMANDING it was a NO.NO. Payback is a mofo, and she got them good! This is what happened.

My girl went back there to get her phone. She took a $20, RIPPED IT IN HALF, and folded it up so they wouldn't know they were getting treated. When she got there of course the people where crackheads. *throws hands up* They made the exchange and the the crackheard had the audacity to ask for a hug! SMH My girl just got in the car and dipped. I would have LOVED to see how they're faces cracked once they realized they only had half of a $20. Priceless. She told those folks in the words of Martin...


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