Aubrey is becoming a regular for our roasting sessions. She attended the "Vitamin Water Celebrates MLB All Star Week" last night looking a fool. I want this HARLOT to give Mother Bailey from The Church of Bank America her first Sunday communion hat back.

Her dress is past her knee like the bouncer at the door was doing the fingertip test (act y'all don't remember school dress code) ...

...and it's huge. The whole Danity Kane group could have got in that thing. And the banded bottom didn't quite...never quite...banded. SMH This dress was obviously made for a bigger woman because the bottom of her dress is suppose to be fitted. Aubrey needs to stop playing and give Monique her dress back. But we all know why she didn't care about the dress being too big...all she cared about was her little mosquito bites peeking out the side for all those rich eligible men to see.

WE'RE ON TO YOUR SETUP AUBREY. YOU CAN'T FOOL US!

COMMENT OF THE DAY: Raider-Wifee- "It's not her fault A Red.. she just forgot to pump up her Reebok Pump dress to make it look like it really fit her..." *passes out* You win!



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