"F*ck you too! What chu gonna do, scrony nigga..." - Ludacris (Coming 2 America)

Thank God for resizing, because every picture I found was huge as hell...and I DO.NOT want a wallpaper-sized stick figure on my computer screen.

I seriously want to toss a quarter at my screen right now, just to let em know that I'm serious about "feeding the children." What in the adolescent-chested hell is wrong with Vibe? Are they horny up there in the front office? I rebuke the editing staff right now. This picture alone can cause a family (his family) to separate. Momma and Daddy is like, "I don't know that nigga." Siblings waiting for this scrony nigga to come home so they can whoop his azz. Chris Stokes and Michael Jackson (in his faux military uniform) are at Kinkos right now getting this laminated. Jesus be a meal to the mealless.

(*currently counting the birds coming from his birdchest*)

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