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14-year-old boy almost got himself popped clean off after running away and hiding out in a recycling bin. SMDH

"Police in Milwaukee say a teenage boy has survived after being accidentally dumped into the back of a recycling truck and compacted.Police say the 14-year-old ran away from a boot camp-style school for teens Monday and hid in a recycling bin filled with cardboard.

The bin was picked up by a waste management truck and dumped into the vehicle's rear compactor. A waste management spokeswoman says the truck continued on its collection route, compacting cardboard several times.

The boy wasn't discovered until the truck dumped its load at a recycling processing center. He was semiconscious and was taken to a hospital, but police say his injuries aren't life-threatening." (Source)

I swear these stories are getting dumber and dumber as the year progress. Did he fall asleep or did he jump in there as the waste management truck was making its rounds in the neighborhood? Either or I know he SUCKED at playing IT growing up. He was probably the clown who hid somewhere for hours not knowing kids have moved on to another game.