Wow...this has to be bout the dumbest thing ever:

LINCOLN, Neb. - A judge has thrown out a Nebraska legislator's lawsuit against God, saying the Almighty wasn't properly served, because of his unlisted home address. State Sen. Ernie Chambers filed the lawsuit last year seeking a permanent injunction against God.

He said God has made terroristic threats against the senator and his constituents in Omaha, inspired fear and caused "widespread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth's inhabitants."

Chambers has said he filed the lawsuit to make the point that everyone should have access to the courts regardless of whether they are rich or poor. (source)

He also goes on to say, "The court itself acknowledges the existence of God. A consequence of that acknowledgment is a recognition of God's omniscience. Therefore, since God knows everything, God has notice of this lawsuit."

(*dies*)
(*goes to Heaven specifically to see Noah*)
(*asks Noah to build him a chair, just like he did the ark*)
(*waits*)
(*receives custom chair from Noah*)
(*leaves Heaven with chair*)
(*comes back to life with mysterious chair from Noah*)
(*finds this Senator*)
(*adds super glue to chair*)
(*firmly tells Senator to SITCHOAZZDOWN!*)