*FAINTING AND REVIVING MYSELF OVER AND OVER*

Sexy Spec just started a grind war all over the e-streets and I can't believe the zestiness it's bringing out. If I was Bow Wow or any of the other guys he named I'd be on a plane to fold his cupcake butt up like a lawn chair.

Did you see the grinding on a headstand?! I would stay P-Popping but we all know he don't have...contrary to what HE believes.

*Goes to write my own eulogy*