I'm all for having a fairytale wedding but this mess went too far! First and foremost, you WILL NOT have a chin piercing on your wedding. WTF! The crowns look like they came from Party City. Was this a wedding or a themed birthday party?

I would be a little more lenient if the wedding was held at a castle, but this Medieval Mess was held at a local Forest Preserve! LMAO! How can you give your nuptials with deers and skunks infiltrating the audience? It would have been thoughtful if the party gifts were cans of bug spray. And I know the bridesmaids were sweating bullets in those Cinderella Halloween costume dresses. The head piece alone looked like Jewish Challah bread and had to weigh a ton. That's why they look like walking bobbleheads.

Big ups to the groomsmen for being true friends. Only real friends will make fools out of themselves to please one of the homies. SMH Do you see the boots and hats? They look like they just stepped off the pages of Humpty Dumpty.

But these last two pictures are what killed me!

Y'all don't see the $5 plastic balcony chairs and the pimped out Kingsmen. *dead*

I'm done with these shoes and tights....you guys can handle this!

*pulls cord out of the wall and disconnects the entire computer*