Aretha Franklin was recorded singing Mariah’s song, “Touch My Body.” (*pause*) I'ma say that again. Aretha Franklin was recorded singing Mariah’s song, “Touch My Body.” (*blank stare*) Aretha? You mean this Aretha?...
(and that's the nicest 'recent' picture I could find). Not even if I lost a bet would I wanna "touch your body ma'am." I might eff around and find loose change, a bar of soap, a third chin, etc. Don't get me wrong, I love Aretha, but I refuse to sugar-coat (no pun intended) this situation. That's like Michael Jackson singing this.
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