You know...I mentioned him in two posts today, so in essence, I talked him up. Damn...just like the song says, "Just call my name and I'll be there..." Anyways, dude is set to go on tour...like real soon. [source]. 30 cities. Hmmm...maybe he still has it, but I cannot wait for the camera phone/youtubery on a performance attempt of his desaturated azz tryna spin and moonwalk. Dude looks like a slim Powered Toast Man. I promise. Eventho he is stuntin on y'all hoes with the wig piece, he still looks dry as hell. Damn Mike...where did all of your moisture go?


SMH...Nevermind. Jermaine ol vaseline sumerged azz was recently spotted out and about, with his long azz scarf (to wipe himself down). I'ma start calling him Oasis. "Come to me...you will never thrist again." ROFLMAO! Oasis seems to be eating too much swine. No homo, but his body got that housemom swag on it.


I know that kid is pissed. He lookin at his momma like, "Momma! What do I do?" His momma needs to throw him an umbrella before Oasis starts sweatin on him to death. I would hate to be in a hot room with him. SMH. Jermaine Oasis is the only mofo that I know that kept his hightop until it came back in style.
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