I was on Blogadelphia.net yesterday (not quite sure why YOU aren't there) and we were talking about Detroit and this event popped in my head. Sit back and get ready to laugh your arse off.

As always, me and the Bff were on an impromptu trip down to Detroit. One of her homies was from there but had relocated to the Chi, however her friends BFF still lived down there. We were all going down there to kick it. My BFF and I took the Amtrack....and let's just say NEVER AGAIN. But that's another story.




Anyway, we get there and we're KICKING IT. Can I just say Detroit have some of the FINEST men on the planet. Not only do they look great, their perfect gentlemen. You don't open your purse if you're kicking it with them....shittttt, who am I to stop your flow. *puts wallet up* LOL We're at this one party....the party we came down there for. I'm talking to my BFF about this one guy I'm scoping. He was off the chain with it. We're giving each other the eye or whatever. He finally took the hint and came over and we begin to talk. He was mad cool and I was feeling dude. All of a sudden a fight breaks out RIGHT NEXT to our table.



Of course it's one of the guys we're with. SEOFD Y'all know the first thing me and Bff did right? GRABBED OUR DRINKS! LOL Forget what you heard...Goose and Pineapple spillage is an abomination. I grabbed my drink and turned to my right to make sure my BFF was cool. CHECK

I turn to my left to make sure her girl is aight and I was not prepred for what I witnessed! I saw this girl literally HOP OVER THE BAR AND LAND IN THE ICE, ROLL TO THE FLOOR, THEN SHE TAKE OFF RUNNING TO THE BACK OR THE BAR. I would have thought T-Baby stepped in the club if she was out back then. SMH

All the bartender and I could do was this.....

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It was ridiculously funny because it never even turned into a real fight. It was a playground shoving match if anything. I was laughing so hard, trying to explain to my BFF what happened but I couldn't get it out. I was crying and dying. That all stopped when our boy got kicked out and we had to go.



Trust I was ready to throw a FIT in that bish. SEOD Messing up my love lust connection. We had to wait for ol' girl to come out of witness protection the back to leave. We went to the back of the bar ready to GET HER!

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I swear that clown was BLACK AND BLUE the next day. TREATED! You already know what they say......IT'S SO COLDDDDDD IN THE D!! LMAO