Vent Day: Memory Lane
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By A. Red
I was on Blogadelphia.net yesterday (not quite sure why YOU aren't there) and we were talking about Detroit and this event popped in my head. Sit back and get ready to laugh your arse off.
As always, me and the Bff were on an impromptu trip down to Detroit. One of her homies was from there but had relocated to the Chi, however her friends BFF still lived down there. We were all going down there to kick it. My BFF and I took the Amtrack....and let's just say NEVER AGAIN. But that's another story.
Anyway, we get there and we're KICKING IT. Can I just say Detroit have some of the FINEST men on the planet. Not only do they look great, their perfect gentlemen. You don't open your purse if you're kicking it with them....shittttt, who am I to stop your flow. *puts wallet up* LOL We're at this one party....the party we came down there for. I'm talking to my BFF about this one guy I'm scoping. He was off the chain with it. We're giving each other the eye or whatever. He finally took the hint and came over and we begin to talk. He was mad cool and I was feeling dude. All of a sudden a fight breaks out RIGHT NEXT to our table.
Of course it's one of the guys we're with. SEOFD Y'all know the first thing me and Bff did right? GRABBED OUR DRINKS! LOL Forget what you heard...Goose and Pineapple spillage is an abomination. I grabbed my drink and turned to my right to make sure my BFF was cool. CHECK
I turn to my left to make sure her girl is aight and I was not prepred for what I witnessed! I saw this girl literally HOP OVER THE BAR AND LAND IN THE ICE, ROLL TO THE FLOOR, THEN SHE TAKE OFF RUNNING TO THE BACK OR THE BAR. I would have thought T-Baby stepped in the club if she was out back then. SMH
All the bartender and I could do was this.....
It was ridiculously funny because it never even turned into a real fight. It was a playground shoving match if anything. I was laughing so hard, trying to explain to my BFF what happened but I couldn't get it out. I was crying and dying. That all stopped when our boy got kicked out and we had to go.
4 Responses to Vent Day: Memory Lane
Detroit has some of the finest men on the planet???
They are perfect gentlemen???
I must live in some alternate universe of Detroit where everything is the opposite of the Detroit you visited, lol.
The fight in the club did sound familiar. You can tell the girl who dipped was from the D becuz living here you gotta learn the fight and flight response. U see a fight pop off and then you quickly run the other way. It's sooooo cold in the D, so you can never be sure what's going to happen, lol
Mizz Blaze, girl, I bs you not. LOL Of course it's different when you live there but the outside looking in...YESSIR!
Dead @ the fight and flight. LMAO. I could tell it was just going to be a shoving match. I think living in Chicago have desensitized me. I can tell a "bish fight" from miles away. LOL
Why did that sound like a fight scene here in Oakland... you don't stand around to watch NADA.. find a safe place to duck for cover cause some ignant fool is gonna start shooting like it's fourth of July and miss everyone he aiming at and hit lil ole me who ain't did ish!!
*still chuckling at her diving in the ice though.. lol*
This story just made my day. Just what I needed!
That's beautiful. Right in the ice and still running.
Forget what you heard...Goose and Pineapple spillage is an abomination.
Couldn't've said it better myself.
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