Larry Flynt of Hustler and Joe Francise of Girls Gone Wild are requesting a $5 billion bailout for the porn industry because the recession is affecting their sales. Their sales are down by a whopping 22% (yeah it sarcasm) and Flynt feels like "Congress must 'rejuvenate the sexual appetite of America'." (source)

*Waits for Sandman to jump out*

This is a joke right? Please tell me it is. People can barely pay their credit card bills, so maybe that's why their not trying to buy Two Girls One Cup. Better yet, half this celebrities are walking around darn near naked and you can turn on regular television to see people getting in on for the FREE 99.

I need a bailout! They can pay off my student loans and credit cards to make a sister happy around these parts. I know one thing....if I see ONE MORE NUCCA ON MYSPACE WITH HIS LIL' BIDNESS HANGING OUT ON THEIR PROFILE PIC I WILL LOSE IT.