I'm going to post about some random ish today.. It's a must to watch your setup at all times..


I got up this morning and was headed to work when I was approached at the gas station by an African with the thickest accent I've ever heard.. he tells me that I look like his aunt back in the mother land and then proceeds to ask me for my phone number... uhhh eh? Sounds like incest to me buddy KEEP IT MOVING! This is the second time an African has approached me like I'm dressed in Kinte cloth with a plate in my bottom lip.. Da Hell? This ain't Coming to American and ya'll ain't Eddie!

I'm reading an interesting article yesterday where this man was caught running a red light.. the man received a $40 ticket and a picture of his car running the light in the mail.. well this idiot sent a picture of two $20 bills back in the envelope.. well not to be outdone the police sent a picture of handcuffs to the man.. BWAHAAHAAA.. needless to say the man paid his ticket in full..

Let's see.. OH! My best friend came over last week for a "smoke" session and decided she wanted to go to the store mid session.. so I get a call 15 minutes later that she'd been pulled over.. I was like where are you? I'm coming to walk up there (store just around the corner) This heffa is 4 miles from the house on a major street with bad tags.. and you wonder why you sitting there with the red and blue lights flashing?? Uhh mkay.. So after I pick her up (they towed her car) she said "Yeah.. I deserved that.. I hadn't gotten new tags in 3 years..

CAN YOU SAY TREATED???