1. Why did I buy $54 of braiding hair that I can even use?
  2. Why am I going up to the beauty supply and act a DAMN FOOL after work?
  3. Why am I not getting off work early?
  4. Who was ROFL after Alfamega gave Shawty Ho's bro the one hitter quitter and laid his ass out?
  5. Why did T.I. and Young L.A. keep the show going while ol' boy was laid out in front of them?
  6. Who thinks Young Dro got a nice lil' swag?
  7. Why am I still feeling R. Kelly music even though he uses little girls as port-a-potties?
  8. Why do award shows still come on television?
  9. Why is Tony Yayo still coming out with videos like he's relevant?
  10. When is Diddy gonna bless up with another video blog?
  11. Who is SO over Supermouf and her memoir of busting down?
  12. When are you gonna become a citizen in Blogadelphia?
  13. Why did Britney Spears think it was time for her to have a reality show?
  14. Why does my co-worker think somebody stole her $20 and put a $10 there instead? WTF?! *ROFL