Chicago Parent's Not Ish
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By A. Red
WGCI, one of Chicago biggest radio stations are having a cutest baby contest. This contest is like Pandora's Box because it has unleashed all types of foolishness over the web.
Disclaimer: Once again, when you put things on the web, it becomes fair game. Don't get to hooping and hollering about it now that it's circulating.
Baby G Money. This is complete fuckery. You will NOT take your first of the month check and place it all over that car seat like that. This poor baby knows it's some bullshit, look at his face. He has the same "I can't believe this ish" look I have. You can only find that outfit at the local swap meet. They're a Burlington Baby Depot as lie.
Parent's wanna know why their kids, especially little girls, act grown as hell. I guess they should realized that dressing them in grown up accessories just might factor in. This little girl hoops are the size of mine! Don't parents realize this is a damn hazard? As soon as she rips her earlobes they'll be the first one falling out in the emergency room not understanding how this happened. She'll be 10-years-old, ditching class, standing at the bus stop, sucking on a lollipop.
DO YOU SEE THIS MESS! "BABY GOT BACK?" Really? Why do they have that little girl posted on the wall with her butt tooted up like a hoodrat? That's SO beyond inappropriate it's not even funny. Now we see how the girls from London Jumpoff TV started off. SMDH
5 Responses to Chicago Parent's Not Ish
Pic #1: the "your first of the month check" comment will be enough. Thanks A.
Pic #2: all it takes is one "ohh, what are these *yoink*" before the state "yoinks" the kid out of their home.
Pic #3: this is in Chicago too? I bet you Raz B's lip gloss that R.Kelly went to Kinkos with this picture and got this in a 36x48.
Wait, is the little girl with a braids a midgit? She looks short and terribly unporportioned.
And as for the baby with counterfeit dollar bills situated all over his seat, I feel sorry for him. That's the stupidest picture i've ever seen. LOL!
"You will NOT take your first of the month check and place it all over that car seat like that. This poor baby knows it's some bullshit, look at his face."
FTFO!
Also , I'm mad at the last child's parents thinking that "Baby Got Back" is a cute play on words.
You know I was gonna be nice about the third pic until I saw the pose against the wall and the Baby got Back... OH... MY... DAMN... That parent needs their ass whooped with a truckload of photoshopped software cd's... This is some nignant bull right there....
I'm just mad they spelled that child's name "Angeleak".
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