I went out to a club this weekend because my baby momma best friend was finally able to come outside after being on house arrest with the baby. So we get all cute and dressed up to attend a comedy show club. It was SOOOOO much foolishness in the building I didn't know where to start. We went straight for the bar because we knew we were going to need to throw a few back.

We went to the bar on the opposite side of the club to ensure we had front row seats to the foolishness. Little do we know the show was going to kick off right on the side of us. *DEATH*

As I took my lemon drop shot I look out of my peripheral and see Ne-Yo skinny brother JUKING. This fool had on some black dress pants, a grey vest, white shirt and red tie. The kicker was he had on a Ne-Yo inspired hat cocked over his left eye! *DEATH 2X*

The threw face chick with him was another culprit of wearing a shirt as a dress. She was leaning up against the bar while Lil' Yo was GETTTING.IT. it front of her. *DEATH 3X*

Y'all should have seen it! He was grinding her HARD from her feet to the top of her dreads. But when he went into a Michael Jackson swirl then took his hat off slow was when I lost it. *DEATH 4X* My bff and I were in tears trying not to FTFO.


(not really them lol)

As If it couldn't get any worse they move to MY SIDE to continue the foolishness. I had to take another shot to deal with it. A slow song (I can't remember) came on and they both started going for what they know. Lawd they were grinding like 13-year-olds at Spring Fling dance. She leaned back on her elbows to give him more space I guess, and thats when I noticed her armpits looked like she had Murs in a headlock. *FTFO*



And the look on their faces were PURE BLISS. She was biting her lips so sensually it looking like she was on the verge off "the big O." I looked to see exactly what she was drinking because I wanted/needed to order it. That mug HAD to be potent. After they humped each other into oblivion I guess they both were ready to leave and finish what they started. They took off out the club like bank robbers.

MY VENT: Why do people act so thirsty in the club? Was all that REALLY necessary? Did they know each other before the bump and grind? Why do women who refuse to shave wear their pits out? So many questions....not enough damn time!