I need help figuring out a few things because I obviously don't get it. Why come out the house in a puff vest, sweater, AND FLIP FLOPS. Did you NOT know what the weather was going to be so you decided to put on something from every season? That drives me nuts.

Another one is why won't men just go bald? I have to sit behind a man everyday on the train and I want to throw a bucket of water on him? Why you ask? Simply because he's over 50% bald. His hair is literally shaped like a horseshoe around his head, yet HE HAS DYED HIS ENTIRE HEAD BLACK, BALD SPOTS AND ALL. *howling* Why people, why?! The even funnier part is he works for a Barbershop in my building. I WORK DOWNTOWN! I walked passed one day and saw him in there and was LMAO, but I almost fainted when I saw him giving his customer's HIGH TOP FADE a lining. ROFL