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7:00-T.I. kicks off the show with "What Up" his Shawty Lo diss. lol Then he bring out Gonzo Swizz Beats for "Swing Ya Rags." The performance is okay. It's missing energy or something. I bet a wet 2 year old weight more then both of them put together.

7:04-FAINTS* MY BABY DADDY LUDA!!!! I guess they've buried the hatchet. Good for them. Now if I can just take Luda down it'll be GREAT. The grey and black leather is sick. GET EM BOO! He brought out Rakim for literally a split second. If you blink, you missed.

7:06-B.O.B. NO.THANK.YOU. He needs to go backstage and keep dreaming. This ish is boring. Okay now Luda and T.I performing together. It's coo. Nothing to jump up and down on the bed about.

7:10-T-Pain came out with this DUMB ASS silver top cat looking like a Dr. Seuss character. SMH, he's begging for help because it's his first time. And it's soooo obvious. Poor child. He's as lost as if he was in a Barber Shop. Lawd, this fool is SO not funny. I know it's not if fault, but Jesus be a magic machine and get Katt Williams on this stage STAT!

7:13- 50 cent and Kerry Washington is presenting the Alltell People Choice Award. 50 looks like a damn cabana boy. BOY STOP! And I think Kerry is so elegant.
Winner: Lil Wayne. Of course he was going to win. I swear he looks like the little animals that use to pop out of the groud on Super Mario World.

7:21-Nas performance of "Hero". I forgot he even had a new cd out. Did anyone hear/get it? I like this song, but once again the performance is just aight. Where is all the energy people?! And why does one if his backup singers sound like she's singing out of Palin's igloo? Her voice should not be shaking like that.

7:25-Wu-Tang Clan presenting Best Hip Hop collaboration award. Hell I thought they'd never get to it because they were too busy pubbing a DVD only 5 people will get.
Winner: DJ Khaled. NO.SIR. I'm about to mute my television because I already know what's he going to say. "WE DA BESSSSSSS. I'VE BEEN GRINDING SO HARD!" *rolls eyes* Let me know what he says. I refuse to be bothered. He looks like he was bout to start shouting any second. Fool it's not a Oscar or Grammy. Ho sit down!

7:32- Horrendous Hurricane Chris freestyle. Say what? I can't and I refuse to even try and make sense out of that. Up next, some "Nigerian Thug." His words, not mine. Finally, somebody we know and love. Bun B is repping. Get emmmmmmm. Q-Tip killing it. Show these young whippa snappas how to freestyle!!!

7:35-Plies performing "Who Hotter Than Me." Every time I see him I start humming "I wish I was a little bit taller..." Now he and Ne-Yo performing "Bust It Baby Part II." B.O.R.I.N.G. This is getting redundant now. This show is off to a bad start. Why must Plies where ALL of his chains at once? Get your frantic, "I got on my school clothes" face ass outta here.

7:37-Rick Ross feat. Avery Storm performing "Here I Am." Hey!!! No bare breast. Thank God for small favors. Avery is SO happy to be on stage. lol He can actually sing though. And here comes Nelly looking thicka than a snicka. *Raises hand* Um, Nelly, exactly how can I get on that Christmas list?

7:46-T-Pain cracking on these fools wearing all those chains! I totally agree with him. LMAO

Young Jeezy performance. No.Sir. My man should ALWAYS keep on a hat. Sorry but I don't know what song he's singing. I didn't cop that album, so if he's not singing a song he got a video for, I ain't gon' be able to do it. lol It' s hot though and got the live band and singer getting it in.
Okay, good. Somebody just handed him a hat. Good looking! lol The 2008 Black Panther dancer are getting.it.

7:50- Jim Jones and Keri Hilson presenting Myspace Rookie of The Year Award. Be some self control of Jim Jones PLEASE. *crosses fingers* OOh wee, he actually showered and shaved for this. His momma gotta be proud. SHERMAN, SHERMAN, SHERMAN.
Winner: Shawty Lo. Helllllo. He brought his whole entourage and their families up there. DEAD @ the audience being so quiet. This fool looks funny as hell. Was that another T.I diss at the end? WOMP, WOMP EPIC FAIL. SMH

7:57 Ladies of Hip Hop Performance. GEEEK GEEK!!!! FIRST UP.... MC Lyte. She jocking on these young hoes. Oh shit!!! "Ruffneck" is my ish.

Yo Yo-YES YES YES. "DON'T PLAY WITH MY YO YO' DON'T TRY TO PLAY ME OUT." Man she is ROCKING this ish. I miss the ladies of hip hop.

Lady of Rage. Wear the hell did they find her at? LOL Wasn't this like her only song? Mad as hell her grown ass still have those afro puff. SMH Ineed her to upgrade herself.

Salt and Pepper. Pepper is looking good. Get emm boo. "Shoop" was my ish. They still look great too. Now they're about to kill "Push It." Now they're dedicating "Whatta Man" to Barack. Barack is running this show.

8:07-Another cypher. I'm finished reporting any of those. NEXT! HOL' UP, HOL' UP. THEY GOT A CHICK FREESTYLE IN A WHOLE OTHER LANGUAGE. I QUIT THIS BITCH.

8:10-T-Pain and his Vocoder are at it again. It was funny the first time, not so much this time.

8:12 N.E.R.D. and Common. Finally the ENERGY I'VE BEEN WAITING ON! Common looks like his name should be PointDexter with those nerd glasses on. lol I love Pharell swag. I gained a lot of respect for N.E.R.D. after seeing them live. They put on a helluva show.

I'm sorry but this crowd is the most BORING CROWD IN THE WORLD. WTF?! How is anyone suppose to put on a great show with that kinda support? They're performing "Spaz" and Lil Wayne is up there having a great time. That syrup got him bouncing up and down like Mexican jumping bean.

8:18-Big Boi and Keyshia Cole presenting the award for Lyracist of the Year. Keyshia looks nice, but I need her to exude she's....alive or something. She's always so dry.
Winner: Weezy. Again...of course. This is his year. He's earned it. This is when he mentions his son about to be born. He just made another average chick a rich bish.

8:20-Jamal Gray Woods, Lil' Cease and Derek Luke are talking about Notorious the movie and giving us a sneak peak. I'm still on the fence about seeing this movie. This sneak peak looks good though, I can't lie.

8:22-The chronic lip licker LL Cool J is presenting Russell Simmons with "I Am Hip Hop" Award. I applaud Russell. He's a great example for the Hip Hop world. He gives back and I respect anyone who does that.

8:32-T-Pain and this purple sequined had and tail tuxedo jacket just KILT me. He just got through kissing his own ass before his performance. SMH. He's performing "Can't Believe It." Once again, it's aight, but I'm beginning to believe the bunk ass audience got something to do with it. No energy whatsoever.

Weezie just came out to perform with him and I am HOWLING at him trying to croon is verse. BOY STOP AND ZIP UP YOUR JACKET. That bird chest is not the busines. lol

"Chopped and Screwed" performance. Lil Wayne is actling like a CRACKHEAD. This shit is a joke. SMH Even wtih Luda on stage I can't even do it.

Wayne just KILT me again. This fool just bust a freestyle and said "Don't McCain heart look like it's bout to fail him?" *DIES*

8:45- Ice Cube was suppose to be coming out and performing with The Game,but Game couldn't make it because his sister got shot. My prayers go out to him and his family. This violence has to stop!!! Ice Cube is rocking the stage on his own, with the help of Musiq. I'm digging the guys wearing the flannel print. Me likey.

Ice Cube is about to take us down memory lane with a few of his oldies. *Sings* "Today was a good day." *Rocks side to side*

8:49-Ciara came out to present MVP of The Year Award. She looks...interesting. I'll be nice.
Winner: Lil Wayne. He dominated this award show. Why does he have about 4 Styrofoam cups stacked up? SMDH Now when his lil' ass FTFO on stage everyone gonna be looking crazy. I do need hin to get those dreads cleaned up, especially when he's wearing a million or more dollars in jewelry.

8:58-T-Pain is bogus. No this fool did not just call Bow Wow "A midget in my circus." Damn.....

Bow Wow and Soulja Boy closing out the show with "Marco Polo." Why? *blank stare* Do people actually listen to this? Marco, OH NO!" *cuts off my television*


I swear these shows are getting worse and worse. I can say I liked the way they gave all artist a time to talk about their charities. I appreciated that. That was the highlight of the show for me.

Well it's been real. I'm out!