Ok...this poor poor soul, with the Spongebob body swag, is Tara Reid. She is known for her roles in the films The Big Lebowski (1998), American Pie (1999), American Pie 2 (2001), National Lampoon's Van Wilder (2002), My Boss's Daughter (2003), and Alone in the Dark (2005). (*sigh*)...it looks bad folks. Let's give Tara a turn-around...


Good Lawd...did the disciples throw stones at her booty? I swear IHOP should give her endorsement money for them hanging flap jacks on her backside. All I see is back and legs. I bet she wipes her back and thigh when she...(*sigh*)...let's take a closer look...


Ladies and gents...Tara Reid is "lonely." She has "no-body" at all! Why panties? Why not post-it notes with a string? Who ever is hittin that must be scrappin his joint on her pelvic bone. Ok...I'm done.