Ok...imagine if this woman was gonna run for Vice President 24 years later...

Lawd...wipe me down! This chick is dumber than a bag of nickles. Scary isn't it? Well...some pageant ladies tend to FAIL on these things. Now, as I mentioned at the top, a pageant contestant possibly running for Vice President 24 years later. Seems scary, right? Let's take a trip back to 1984 (aka 24 years ago) to the Miss Alaska Beauty Pageant...

Sarah (Heath) Palin Swimsuit Competition:

Talk about a rectangle booty! Now, you know how they said that Cassie be "f*ckin for tracks?" Now....naw....I'm not gonna go there...proceed...

Sarah (Heath) Palin Talent Show Competition:

You can't tell me that she didn't look cross-eyed. I can so see Osama bin Laden playing this clip right before he comes on the screen and tells America that he's coming (that's only if she's Vice President). You know that fool bin Laden is effecient with a camera. Aight, moving right along.

Sarah (Heath) Palin Evening Gown Competition:

Gosh! I swear she sat on books all her life. SMH. And what in the hell is she talking about? "In Alaska, we have mosquitos and beautiful mountians." Is this why you should win the pageant? (*sigh*)