And who better to kick off my return then Plies chosen Goonette. I just can't deal with Lil Mama. She's gyrating and shaking her arse talking about she's going to be the next winner on America's Got Talent. Since when is shaking your butt and grinding considered talent unless your your working at T-Daddy's Tittay Tavern. STOP! Oh...did I mention she is a stripper? Making BIG FACED HUNNEDSSSSSS. *crying*

Between her Edward Scissorhand-esque hair and the statement "Big things come in small packages" I can't take it. She ain't lying about big things though....how somebody over 3 ft shorter then me have a bigger donk?! NO HOMO. LOL


Check below for the official trailer for the show "Goonette" featuring the female Midget Mack getting it in in all her stripper glory.



*howling*

Welcome Back folks!