I am so glad the weekend is OVER I could just do a holy ghost shout and end in the splits right about now... all across America, millions were in front of their television screens enjoying the Super Bowl while I was running a gazillion errands.. bbq'ing and generally getting my reserve nerve wrecked. (You know the nerve you generally reserve for old ladies crossing the street or the lil old man driving 2 miles an hour... yeah that one)

How in the Heavenly Host did I organize a Super Bowl party and only manage 4 1/2 hours of sleep and NEVER get to see the dagnabbit game? Not even one commercial?? And I'm THE football fanatic..

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In other news.. last Friday I had an appointment with my doctor for my quarterly botox injections (don't judge.. it's for medical reasons not cosmetic) and why after 6 years of getting these shots did my doctor feel it was appropriate to begin a conversation with a needle 2 inches from my face.. and expect an answer with a needle under my left eye??

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Extreme toture considering she gives me about 5 shots under the skin of my eyelids... I don't even wanna blink wrong!

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