1. Why does the commercials for Ray J's reality show look like they should be on the porn channel?
  2. Why did I get stuck in the Metra parking lot yesterday because the dumb asses didn't shovel?
  3. Why will Maneka be the first transgender on Real Housewives Of Atlanta?
  4. Why does Rihanna back edges always look like you can use them to scrub a caked up pan?
  5. Who is going to see Notorious in the theater on Friday?
  6. What the hell is with women getting stupider the older they get? Aye dios mio.
  7. Who is checking for Christian Milian's new single "Us Against The World?"
  8. Why is it Prince can get away with wearing heels, but another guy can't?
  9. What possessed someone to murk Bizzy Bone like that?
  10. Why can't Gucci Mane properly enunciate any words with an "s?"
  11. Why do women wear phony ponytails A TOTALLY different color then their real hair?
  12. What makes Tyra think baby hair in her 30's is acceptable?
  13. Who is geeked about Lil Kim dropping another album soon?
  14. Why is American Idol still on?