I was compelled to do my Wednesday W's differently after watching Fashion Rocks yesterday. Two men on their urked.me.to.death. and I really needed to know if I was the only who noticed the things they do. Moving along lets start with LL Cool J.


Why is LL still licking is bottom lip?! IT'S NOT SEXY ANYMORE!!! If anything it grosses me out. His bottom lip has to be damn near raw, like it's been dragged across a gravel parking lot. I'm sure his saliva feels like acid on a open would. COME ON DUDE, STOP!

Speaking of stop, he needs to sit down and do something else with his life. I've purchased 878689078 of his cd's. No, I will not spend another dime on a LL Cool J cd. Sorry. His new song The 2008 Headsprung "Baby" with The Dream is cool, but not cool enough to make the bumrush Best Buy.
Why is Timbaland compelled to make those dumb faces when he performs? I don't know if his facial expressions are equivalent to the way he wishes he could dance to his music, but I.do.not.want.to.see.that.mess. I'm always embarrassed to watch him perform because I never know if he's excited about his music or having a orgasm. Either or, STOP!

You would think he's about to tear the wood off the dance floor with the faces he makes, but when you really pay attention, the only thing moving is his face and fingers. The rest of his body is just there in the way. And the pic alone proves me case. SMH