I took off last Thursday because I wasn't feeling too well. I decided to waste some braincells and watch BET. Low and behold, Rap City: The Basement was on. It was just my luck Mr. "We The Bessss" DJ Khaled was the guest. And boy did he BLOW MY LIFE! I already didn't care for his hollering ass, but two of his statements made me want to take him out!

Statement number 1: My last video "We Out Here Grinding" cost me over $900,000 to make.

*Scratches head* WTF? Dude, stop lying! The whole video was in front of a green screen. Hell you could have got a college student to do it for some Ramen Noodles and a fifth of Bacardi. I'm tired of people lying about how much they paid for stuff. Honestly, we don't care! If you're dumb enough to pay that much for a video, but still doing a countrywide tour ON A BUS, then you're the fool. Is it possible to do a countrywide tour on a bus anyway? Upgrade yourself and fly pimpin since you ballllllllin. *rolls eyes*

Statement number 2: I'm the Quincy Jones of Hip Hop.

*Eyes bugged out* Did he really just say that? You mean your the Kirk Franklin of hip hop; making a name for yourself off OTHER PEOPLE'S TALENT. Bish please. How dare you even attempt to put yourself on his level hoe!

Seriously, he hasn't made one song that's timeless. We won't even hear his music 5 years from now let alone 20. He needs to change is statement because it's a bold face lie lie. He need to say, "They're the besssss" because the only thing he does is scream across the track like Michelle did when she found her Beyonce album was dropping soon.

I'm trying to find the actual clip so y'all don't think I'm exaggerating. If someone finds it before me send it to watchyoursetup@yahoo.com. I'll give you a $1 to get yourself something real nice off the McDonald's Dollar Menu.