The bride clearly went nuts at the nearest beauty supply store and asked for every Lois Vitton scarf they had! The guest are some good ones. If I ever stroll up in a wedding and see some mess like this, I'll give the Madea church finger and mosey up out of there promptly. This is just a mockery....

This couple don't look at that bad right? Cool. But do you notice how she's looking at the other bride in front of her? On first glance you'd think it was a double wedding. However....

THIS IS THEIR WEDDING CAKE? WTF? This is really pushing it. What type of self-absorbed ish is that? I wouldn't have eaten that mess. I would've flagged down the nearest ice cream truck and got me a push-up popsicle. No thanks!